What a GREAT obituary

[robvious]

if I was a LEO mine would read...
"MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE."

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

The wife and worked out some more details for when we pass. My ashes are to be placed in a 50 Cal. ammo can. No fancy box, no fancy urn! then scatter me off my favorite cliff, and use to can for ammo again!

Ivan

PS:I was at a friends memorial service, and saw the drug addled nephew sit on the box holding my friend's ashes! Smashed it all over the place. I was P.O.ed, I think his union brothers, gave the nephew so reminders of the occasion.

 

[hsguy]

This was part of the obituary of a friend of mine. "For those of you who were close friends of John, you know that he would have requested money and whiskey, in lieu of flowers."

 

[Golddollar]

[QUOTE My ashes are to be placed in a 50 Cal. ammo can. No fancy box, no fancy urn!
Ivan[/QUOTE]

I attended a funeral service for a friend who did just that. It just took me awhile to realize that was what he did.

 

[windypoint]

Here is a guy that wanted to be buried the way he lived life.

 

[SC_Mike]

You guys cut and paste that one for me when I'm gone. Just leave out the ABBA part.

 

[TomkinsSP]

I've thought about commissioning a tombstone for myself with a urinal chiseled into the back.
I figure that will insure plenty of visitors as you guys drop by to get even for the dings.

Put a little gate around it and charge a quarter for each "visitor", just think of all the nifty revolvers you could buy.

 

[crazyphil]

Reminds me of a former president who fired one of his generals.
After the firing, he said I'll bet after I go you would like to use my grave
for a urinal. General said no sir, I promised myself when I get out of
the service I will never stand in another line.

 

[TomkinsSP]

if I was a LEO mine would read...
"MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE."

As the gasoline tanker crashes into the fireworks stand behind the cemetary...

 

[JohnRippert]

ABBA? Seriously, ABBA?
...

Hey! I have a bunch of ABBA in my mp3 collection. They are right next to my AC/DC. Plus, Dad loved them.

Harmonies, man. Harmonies.

 

[ParadiseRoad]

He loved ABBA and Miracle Whip: Daughter's funny obit for late dad goes viral - TODAY.com

 

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[ParadiseRoad]

 

[robvious]

H
I had a good friend with a special request upon his passing...
some of his ashes were mixed with gun powder and loaded in his 50 bmg ma deuce and he was fired down range in a volley with tracers... the rest were put in the coal car of his favorite toy train... no funeral, instead the family had a birthday party on his next one and served all his favorites... brats, cheeseburgers, RC Cola, M&Ms and Black Licorice... included a sing along of his favorite songs... one of a kind man... and still my favorite FFL... miss him a lot...

 

[ParadiseRoad]

 

[vigil617]

I've thought about commissioning a tombstone for myself with a urinal chiseled into the back.
I figure that will insure plenty of visitors as you guys drop by to get even for the dings.

I like it, Boss!

Would go well with the dance floor....

We know you'd be having the last laugh, though, being interred face-down and all.....

 

[SailDesign]

Hah!

Saw it on the FaceBooks a few days ago, but always worth another read...

 

[the ringo kid]

Now this is a guy I would have liked to have known
Geisen Funeral Homes - Mobile Edition

Perhaps he read this book before he departed?

 

[the ringo kid]

If I ever have to grow up, instead of growing old, I want to be just like the gentleman in question.

Lemme see what's in the pantry????.....

 

[the ringo kid]

I wonder if you could post George Carlin's and or Richard Pryor's? without getting banned??