This is obviously an "oldie".....two guys digging a ditch?
Two guys were digging a ditch in the hot sun one day while their boss was sitting under a shade tree with a slushy and a newspaper.
The one guy says to the other "How come he makes more money than us and we do all the work?" The guy shrugs and says "I don’t know, maybe you should go ask him"
So the guy climbs out of the hole and asks his boss the same question, and the boss replies "Its because of intelligence" The guy asks him to explain what he means and the boss sticks his hand in front of the tree, and asks the guy to punch it as hard as he can. The guy winds up and punches... and the boss moves his hand out of the way... and "Crack", his fist hits the tree.
Clutching his injured fist and silently cussing the guy goes and tells his friend that they are digging the ditch and he's up there because of "intelligence". His friend asks him what that means and the guy puts his hand in front of his face and says..."Here, hit my hand as hard as you can with that shovel...
Two guys were digging a ditch in the hot sun one day while their boss was sitting under a shade tree with a slushy and a newspaper.
The one guy says to the other "How come he makes more money than us and we do all the work?" The guy shrugs and says "I don’t know, maybe you should go ask him"
So the guy climbs out of the hole and asks his boss the same question, and the boss replies "Its because of intelligence" The guy asks him to explain what he means and the boss sticks his hand in front of the tree, and asks the guy to punch it as hard as he can. The guy winds up and punches... and the boss moves his hand out of the way... and "Crack", his fist hits the tree.
Clutching his injured fist and silently cussing the guy goes and tells his friend that they are digging the ditch and he's up there because of "intelligence". His friend asks him what that means and the guy puts his hand in front of his face and says..."Here, hit my hand as hard as you can with that shovel...