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What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?
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Before SB: paper, nails and the sextant.
After SB: the bar tab.
After SB: the bar tab.
Women's high heels.
I have achrophobia.
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My grandmother is in her 90's and still makes bread every week. She sends 3 loafs to my house. I don't let anybody slice it but me. I'm the only one who can cut straight. I like to toast it, butter it, sprinkle salt and cayenne pepper on it. Everytime I eat it, I think how much I'll miss it and her when she leaves this Earth.
Been a long time since I had homemade jam, but Smuckers is good enough.
Been a long time since I had homemade jam, but Smuckers is good enough.
susieqz
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there are no bakeries out here. i can only get factory bread.
so, for the last 8 years i bake bread every week.
when you do it all the time, it's no work.
it's automatic, like brushing your teeth.
so, for the last 8 years i bake bread every week.
when you do it all the time, it's no work.
it's automatic, like brushing your teeth.
BigBill
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Toilet paper always brings up the rear.
Homemade tomato gravy.
Homemade jelly’s, jam.
Homemade oven hot bread with butter.
Fresh tomato and eggs.
Anything home made. I purchased a set it and forget it, a automatic bread machine but the misses won’t use them.
Make French toast with home made bread.
Homemade tomato gravy.
Homemade jelly’s, jam.
Homemade oven hot bread with butter.
Fresh tomato and eggs.
Anything home made. I purchased a set it and forget it, a automatic bread machine but the misses won’t use them.
Make French toast with home made bread.
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Was that Fahrenheit or Celsius?
Just by coincidence, 40 below zero is where Fahrenheit and Celsius (Centrigrade when I was a kid) match.
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AIR CONDITIONING!!!
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The air conditioner inventors picture should be on the 100$ bill.
My first thought was WHEEL; then, no, FIRE.
Here on the S&W Forum, I have to say the 9th-century Chinese explosive chemical - GUNPOWDER.
Here on the S&W Forum, I have to say the 9th-century Chinese explosive chemical - GUNPOWDER.
But I think if the Earl could answer, it would be “sitting on a trump.”
For those who didn’t know, the Earl was a large-type gambler. And his gift to the world - the Sandwich; was a case of necessity being the mother of invention. As he couldn’t bare to leave The Table during play, he had his meals served to him tableside (card table that it) between slices of bread so he could consume them while playing.
Yes. When I was a child, and even a young adult, the French centigrade system was called Centigrade. Then certain people got very uppity, and started calling it Celsius, correcting those who used the plebeian term Centigrade. In their defense, it may have been to distinguish it from the other centigrade system, Kelvin. Meanwhile, Fahrenheit is seldom confused with Rankine, because nobody uses the latter.
Fortunately, most of us are blessed with not having to be concerned whether a temperature of -40 is Fahrenheit or Celsius. Or is it all of us?
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