Since my grandmother was an accomplished organist and pianist, my grandfather had a saying that he regularly repeated: The only thing better than roses on your piano are Tulips on your organ. He thought it was cute, grandma didn't.Well, that's not what I expected.
I was going with:-
What's better than roses on your piano? A hot dancer with a single rose in her teeth giving you the "come hither".
Yep, I live in Vegas.