What's Your Favorite Quote....

[DeadAye]

Endeavor to persevere. - Lone Waite

You talkin' to me? - Travis Bickle

On edit: These were two of my favorite movies and I just realized that they were both made in 1976, which is the year my son was born -- 30 June 76

 

[G-Mac]

"A chipping hammer and a can of paint will make a welder what he ain't".

 

[LTC]

From my Grandfather: If you can't play good (music), play loud.

From my Father: Graceful as a pig on ice.
Knows as much about _______, as a pig does a parade.
If BS was music he'd be a brass band.

From my Mother: You'll go to hell for lieing as well as stealing.


LTC

 

[duckloads]

"BACK THE TRACTOR UP TO THE PLOW" -Bruce McDonald-

 

[ltcdoty]

Overall:

"In God we trust, all others cash!"

The British car enthusiasts will know this one:
"The Lucas motto: Get home before dark."

I also like, " If Lucas made guns, wars wouldn't start"

 

[handejector]

"The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it."
Frank M. Garafola

"Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."
often attributed to Mark Twain

 

[Grayfox]

See the top quote immediately above.

 

[Rule 303]

[Holding detonator]

Shoot me, she dies. Shoot me, go ahead. **** it, we can all go. That's cool.

Det. Gina Calabrese:

That's not what happens. What will happen is... what will happen is I will put a round at twenty-seven hundred feet per second into the medulla at the base of your brain. And you will be dead from the neck down before your body knows it. Your finger won't even twitch. Only you get dead. So tell me, sport, do you believe that?
Deep-Chested Aryan Brother: Hey, fu...

Det. Gina Calabrese then shoots him through the head

Rule 303

 

[smith revolver cop]

On a tombstone: "Played 5 aces, now he's playing the harp".

Another one from a tombstone:

Here lies Lester Moore.
Four slugs from a forty-four.
No Les, no more.

 

[Strato]

From a hack I used to work with who thought he was a carpenter

Caulk and paint make it what it aint.

 

[bubbiesdad]

Back to COPS, searching a suspect, find drugs and large amount of cash in his pocket. "It's not mine sir"

Another guy caught with drugs. "It's not mine, I just bought these pants at the thrift store"

During bicycle/car theft stings."this dude/lady asked me to move it."

 

[jimmyj]

A LEO Thing:
Of course its a hard job, if it wasn't, everyone would be doing it.
Madame Justice is a very demanding and jealous Mistress.
First rule of Law Enforcement: At the end of your shift- go home alive.
This is by My first FTO Art Rosetti: any time you give a citizen a break-it will come back to haunt you.

 

[palmetto99]

I don't have it exact, but "We sleep safe in our beds tonight because rough men are willing to do harm to those who would harm us." Eric Blair (a.k.a. G. Orwell)

 

[Walter Rego]

Both from the TV show Cops; people in the 'hood called in a sighting of a very large snake. The arriving officer was told by one of the people on the street that it was a huge boa constructor. On another episode the cops arrived to the scene of a shooting and while interviewing witnesses, asked what kind of gun the shooter had. The witness called it "one of those little 2 shot dillingers ".

 

[smith revolver cop]

A LEO Thing:
Of course its a hard job, if it wasn't, everyone would be doing it.
Madame Justice is a very demanding and jealous Mistress.
First rule of Law Enforcement: At the end of your shift- go home alive.
This is by My first FTO Art Rosetti: any time you give a citizen a break-it will come back to haunt you.

That last one reminds me of something one of my very first sergeants ever told me: In this business, you spend 5% of your time protecting the public, and the other 95% protecting your own rear!

 

[357larry]

Oh what the hell.....ya gotta die from something

Sean Connery from the Untouchables

 

[JcMack]

"Yeah...I can't get pregnant"

10,000,000 expectant mothers

 

[rewster]

My sig line which was toooooo loooooong !!

The only time I ever said "no" to a drink was when I mis-understood the question. Compliments of Will Sinclair

 

[11B Lifer]

Lucky shot?

My father in law spots a Coyote standing 50 yards away near a fence post. Shoots it with a snub nose M36. Friend says "Wow, that was lucky!" Father in law replies "if I was shootin' at the fence post it would have been lucky-I was aiming at the Coyote-thats skill"..

 

[wbraswell]

I know it's not PC, but what the heck.

Davy Crockett, to Jim Bowie atop the wall of the Alamo after gazing at the 3,000 Mexicans on the horizon.
"Jim, are we pouring concrete today?"