My wife has thousands of cookbooks, plus a file of thousands of recipes she has run off from the computer. Good thing, because she can barely boil water without a recipe. She has a Master's degree, plus forty additional hours of graduate work, but has to ask me how many ounces in a cup, and the concept of fluid ounces and ounces by weight totally escapes her. Tonight is white chicken chili in the crock pot; good thing Marie's Pizza is on speed dial!
She is constantly amazed that I can whomp up something without a recipe, although what I make is pretty simple. Fry up some smoked sausage, remove, fry up a bunch of potatoes. With onions, of course. When potatoes are done, throw the sausage back in, along with a double handful of shredded cheddar. Cover, and cook five more minutes over low heat. Serve, enjoy, and wait for the coma to set in!