Why men die before their wives

[CAJUNLAWYER]

So I get home around 7:30 looking for dinner. Wife and two daughters home watching TV. Look in the oven and there is a piece of 150 grit sandpaper in there. So being the inquisitive guy I am I ask what a piece of 150 grit sandpaper is doing in the oven?? Answer-"it's supposed to be in the magnalite".
I'm not making this up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[s&wchad]

I have no idea what you did, but you better tell Angus to make room.

 

[mg357]

CAJUNLAWYER: You have my sympathies sir.

 

[arjay]

I've only lived with women for 50 some years.Just smile and nod....

 

[LoadedRound]

Why men die before their wives?

Cause they said "til death do us part".

 

[old bear]

Cajun, what are your carping about? You come home after a hard day of abusing the legal system. Then Mrs. Cajun treats you like a God, by offering up a burnt offering for your dining pleasure.

 

[LEO918]

Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.

 

[sqhead]

i don't get it.

 

[labworm]

So I get home around 7:30 looking for dinner. Wife and two daughters home watching TV. Look in the oven and there is a piece of 150 grit sandpaper in there. So being the inquisitive guy I am I ask what a piece of 150 grit sandpaper is doing in the oven?? Answer-"it's supposed to be in the magnalite".
I'm not making this up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll bet you buy Dewars by the case

 

[wbraswell]

I do not believe there is a politically correct answer to the question.

 

[carpriver]

Why men die before their wives?

Cause they said "til death do us part".

I got a life sentence cause we got married in front of a Judge!!

 

[hsmith9491]

What? I don't get it either.

 

[BruceB]

Even after googling 'magnalite', I still don't get it

 

[LouisianaJoe]

Magnalite is a brand of aluminum cook ware. It has been around for years. I assume that Caj's wife wanted him to resurface or clean hers.

Magnalite - Bing Images

 

[Moonman]

Thanks Joe,

I kept thinking of a MAGLITE FLASHLIGHT.

I've heard TURBO DOG has made folks do some strange things.

 

[luangtom]

Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.

Amen................

 

[dougb1946]

The only appropriate responses to any woman you live with:

1) Yes, Dear!
2) Of course, Dear!
3) Right away, Dear!

May be used interchangeably.

 

[dewey]

Five years ago, my terrific father-in-law was in great shape. His Faith was strong (stiil is). My mother-in-law has berated him so badly that he is a beaten down man now with many serious problems. I tried to talk to her about how she is treating him buy it's no use.

I'm afraid he won't make it to his 80th birthday. Back then, I knew it would be the other way around.

SAD.....

 

[ladder13]

Macys, and Lord and Taylors

 

[carpriver]

My father was nagged to death. At first he went deaf, she got him hearing aids, he died to get away from the sound of her voice.