Why

[trebor127]

Why is `abbreviation` such a long word?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called the `rush hour`?

Why don`t you ever see the headline, `Psychic wins Lottery`?

keith

 

[snubbyfan]

Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

 

[loutent]

and you park on a driveway but…

never mind

edit: snubbyfan wins by a minute!

 

[XtrmTJ]

WHY ask why, ...just go kill some small furry animal and it will all be better........ mmmmmmwwwwaaaaaaaaaa

 

[pharmer]

If progress is a good thing, what is congress? Joe

 

[sellersm]

Why do we have "plastic glass"?

Why is it called "tennis" and not "two-is" or "four-is"?

 

[30-30remchester]

Why do Kamikaze pilots were a helmet?

Why do they disinfect the needle injection site on a man in the gas chamber?

 

[Aticus]

Why do they disinfect the needle injection site on a man in the gas chamber?

Because if they didn't they would be accused of unnecessary cruelty for possibly injecting germs along with the killer chemicals.

 

[Mydogmax]

Why do men have nipples ??

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

I'm at home, why is this called Cabin Fever? If I was at the cabin I would be having fun!

 

[TenTea]

Why did Mr & Mrs Biafra name their child *Jello*?

 

[pharman]

"For sale by owner" signs

Why does it say "For sale by owner?" who the heck else would have it for sale???

Also when they say "I will be perfectly honest"...if you are honest, you are honest aren't you? Why say "perfectly honest?"

 

[the ringo kid]

Why do men have nipples ??

For women to pinch when you tick them off enough. I know as one of my ex-girlfriends used to do that to me.

 

[Comrad]

Why do men have nipples ??

Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples. Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

Meet the Parents 2000

 

[gm272gs]

"Jumbo Shrimp" always makes me ponder, as well.

Also people calling things the wrong name, makes me wonder WHY?!!!

That big white cylinder in your laundry room/basement/garage is not a "Hot Water Heater" ! It's a water heater. If your water was already hot, you wouldn't need a water heater, genius!

 

[johngalt]

Why does cargo travel by ship, while shipments travel by car?

 

[30-30remchester]

Why does the word monosyllables have 5 syllables?

 

[Mule Packer]

Why isn't the word "phonetically" spelled "fo-nett-a-ka-lee"?

 

[Fat Frank]

Why are they called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

 

[rog8732]

What's the speed of DARK ?