Why

[Gamecock]

I call them the Kansas City Chieves.

Why isn't the plural of chief "chieves?"

 

[GatorFarmer]

Why?
Because.
That is why.

 

[rolomac]

Why do they offer "free gifts?" If I paid for it then it wouldn't be a gift, would it?

rolomac

 

[Cyrano]

Why do Kamikaze pilots were a helmet?

Why do they disinfect the needle injection site on a man in the gas chamber?

I don't think they use needles in the gas chamber.

 

[11B Lifer]

Well you see,

Actually it is basically a result of um, uh you know, right?

 

[CGhelofxr]

Why is it spelled Knife, instead of Nife

 

[islamoradamark]

why do they call it fishing when im catching fish

 

[CaptRon956]

Why do people say they have to go "take a leak", or "take a Sh!t or to "take a shower"?

I mean after all, you're not taking it with you anywhere.

 

[mstem]

WHY ask why, ...just go kill some small furry animal and it will all be better........ mmmmmmwwwwaaaaaaaaaa

Preferable any damn cat that is always walking on my car & truck!

 

[Laketime]

Phychic gift is only outbound,not inbound or you would see that all of the time.

 

[wbraswell]

Why, after you chop a tree down, you chop it up? What's the difference between uptown and downtown? If the fire department fights fire, why isn't the health dept. called the sick dept., or the police called the crime dept.? Is everyone in Internal Affairs just sleeping with each other? Why does the Department of the Interior manage the great outdoors?

 

[3dots]

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side.

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

 

[williamlayton]

WHY !!!!? For just a short moment--I had a flashback.
Blessings

 

[rog8732]

How do we KNOW,...........all those "innocent bystanders" are really innocent ?

 

[Memphis]

Why do they call it a near miss.... when clearly it was a near HIT!

Roger

 

[Jessie]

Why aren't asteroids called hemoroids and hemoroids called asteroids?

 

[sheepdawg]

Why do places that are open 24/7 365 have locks on the doors?

 

[walter o]

Why do you take the dog to the vet to have him FIXED ,when the parts wont work when the vet is done?

 

[CaptRon956]

Why did the old lady asked me for a price check on a item clearly marked $1.25 after she told me "sir, the sign over there said four for $5"?

 

[vonn]

You gentlemen certainly do some heavy duty thinking,most of those things just go by me with out me even noticing.