WORST MOVIE I'VE SEEN IN QUITE SOME TIME!

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So this evening we just did not feel like going out and so we stayed home and watched a few movies. I chose the first 3, "The Big Sleep" - Bogie, "To have and Have Not", - Bogie, and a Clark Gable / Greer Garson flick. After those my wife said it's her turn so she picked La La Land. She is still watching it and I am here typing this while she finishes. I'd rather be at the Dentist than have to suffer through that flick! It was BAD! :mad:
 
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Yeah its definitely a chick flick. I like some musicals but it didn't do much for me and the ending kinda flopped so I doubt if many guys would like it but both my daughters liked it.
 
Most of the "Hollyweird" movies or actors haven't interested me in a long time. Don't even recognize most of the actors names. Just don't care to waste my time or money. Will wait for them to show up on TV. Last movie I saw was when the family went to see Finding Nemo.
 
We watched LLL a few weeks ago when it came out on Redbox. We were happy that it cost us only $1.50 for the rental instead of the price of two theater tickets.
 
Worst chick flick ever endured.....

'The Piano' was one of the worst of that genre that I ever saw. Usually we like the same things, but she gets tired of my penchant for doom and gloom. We have watched several chick flicks recently and they were interesting, funny and entertaining, but 'The Piano' was the most obnoxious thing I've ever seen.
 
There are MANY movies on both Netflix and Amazon Prime that Ive started watching and quit after the first 5 minutes. Some actually had 3 or more star ratings. All I can think of is these ratings were from people who were paid to rate them as high as they did.

My wife knows better than to try to get me to watch La La Land.

I remember one live musical she dragged me to that was so bad she let me fall asleep during the performance.
 
When I was a kid I thought "dirty mary and crazy larry" was the coolest movie with peter fonda and susan George. It has fast cars and......and......well susan george added something elso to a young male.

I found that movie on Netflix a few weeks ago and it took me four sittings to get through it.
One of the stupidest, cheesiest, poorest movies ever to make Hollywood the joke it is/earned/deserves.
 
So this evening we just did not feel like going out and so we stayed home and watched a few movies. I chose the first 3, "The Big Sleep" - Bogie, "To have and Have Not", - Bogie, and a Clark Gable / Greer Garson flick. After those my wife said it's her turn so she picked La La Land. She is still watching it and I am here typing this while she finishes. I'd rather be at the Dentist than have to suffer through that flick! It was BAD! :mad:

Walmart had it for sale here for one week--then they were sent back. However, wanna see a good movie? try: Land of Mines--which is a Dutch made movie about WWII Germans who are PWs--made to clear mines off Dutch soil. Not many of them "make it."
 
Last movie I saw was when the family went to see Finding Nemo.

Funny story, just after Fining Nemo came out, my father and I were in Aspen at a deli. There special that day was fish and chips. Upon getting my order I said loudly, "Hey look, I found Nemo". Turning around I saw I had a troop of Brownie Scout standing behind me. The look on the leaders face could freeze water. It might not have been so bad if I had not just taken a bite of Nemo.
 
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I am not a subscriber to any of the pay-to-play cable movie channels like HBO, Showtime, etc. But occasionally, on U-Verse they have free weekends during which you can record and play movies from the pay channels, Friday through Sunday. I will usually go through and record anything that sounds interesting, even if I have never heard of it. It's astonishing how many of them I stop and delete after ten minutes or so - pure garbage. The majority of the movies are so poor that I have to wonder if the "Free Weekends" turn away more potential subscribers than they attract.
 
I haven't seen:

The Horse Whisperer. It sounds awfully bad to me. I just read about a zookeeper who was known as 'The Lion Whisperer'. The last thing she whispered was "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I like old sci fi. Saw a really bad one where all the scenery on mars was an amateurish drawing. That was TOO bad, but I got through it. The next one, though, probably lasted two minutes.

Anybody else notice how Netflix documentaries have degenerated into, crime and prisons, prostitution and white slavery, docs about the 'hood', Everything Hitler ever said, conspiracies, UFOs being real is its own category.......
 
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