coltle6920
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An elderly woman is at the checkout line with some cans of cat food. The cashier says "You have to prove you have a cat before I can sell you that food. Some older people have been known to eat cat food themselves." The next day the woman appears with her cat and buys the cat food.
Couple days later the women is in the checkout line with some cans of dog food. The cashier says "You have to prove you have a dog before I can sell you that food. Some older people have been known to eat dog food themselves." The next day the woman appears with her dog and buys the dog food.
A week goes by and the woman shows up at the checkout line holding a box with a hole in the lid. The cashier asks "What's the box for?" The woman says "Put your finger in the hole." The cashier says "I might get hurt. You might have a snake in the box." The woman asks to trust her. She would never hurt anyone.
The cashier slowly puts her finger in the hole and pulls it out. There is a foul smell in the air as the cashier asks "What have you done? What is that foul odor?" to which the old woman replies "I need toilet paper."
Couple days later the women is in the checkout line with some cans of dog food. The cashier says "You have to prove you have a dog before I can sell you that food. Some older people have been known to eat dog food themselves." The next day the woman appears with her dog and buys the dog food.
A week goes by and the woman shows up at the checkout line holding a box with a hole in the lid. The cashier asks "What's the box for?" The woman says "Put your finger in the hole." The cashier says "I might get hurt. You might have a snake in the box." The woman asks to trust her. She would never hurt anyone.
The cashier slowly puts her finger in the hole and pulls it out. There is a foul smell in the air as the cashier asks "What have you done? What is that foul odor?" to which the old woman replies "I need toilet paper."
