Boox
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When your 'get up and go" has "GOT UP AND WENT"
You Know Your Getting Old When....
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Cardboard_killer
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When a soft banana has to be mashed for you to eat it.
When middle aged women hold the door for you.
When you get tired riding the elevator.
When you get tired riding the elevator.
It's when the iron in your blood mostly turns to lead in your rear end...
John
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S&WIowegan
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1. When getting AARP stuff in the mail doesn't annoy you.
2. You remember people's first name but not the last name.
3. When many things that once worried, annoyed or angered you don't anymore.
4. You ain't the least bit worried about global warming.
I saw a recent pic of Al Gore and he's a fattened hog now. Must be why he doesn't come out much.
2. You remember people's first name but not the last name.
3. When many things that once worried, annoyed or angered you don't anymore.
4. You ain't the least bit worried about global warming.
I saw a recent pic of Al Gore and he's a fattened hog now. Must be why he doesn't come out much.
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1. You visit a military base and the NCOs look like kids.
2. You remember when the local shopping mall was built.
3. There's a problem and you remember how you did it BEFORE computers.
2. You remember when the local shopping mall was built.
3. There's a problem and you remember how you did it BEFORE computers.
Cardboard_killer
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Yeah, I don't have kids either.
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When you foolishly wrap your snow plow around a tree, and your daughter laughs affectionately and says "that's something grandpa would have done" Yup, I just did that.
This really happened to me. I went back for Homecoming and the schedules talked about events that were taking place in building I never heard of. I suggested to some of the people in the Alumni Office that they ought to issue maps identifying the buildings that currently exist, because a lot of the buildings I remembered were torn down. I can't remember if they listened to me or not.
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Wee Hooker
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When I finally understood why my grandfather complained about everything.
A customer in the pawn shop called me pops today
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Mid grade
The other night I was at the local gas station and when I was paying the kid at the register he asked if I wanted 87octane, I said "I'm getting mid grade" and got a blank stare..and a "huh?". I should have just replied "you know, not High Test" but he probably would have gone cross eyed. Then on the way home I traveled back in my mind to a time long ago when the gas pumps were all on and you just pumped first..
The other night I was at the local gas station and when I was paying the kid at the register he asked if I wanted 87octane, I said "I'm getting mid grade" and got a blank stare..and a "huh?". I should have just replied "you know, not High Test" but he probably would have gone cross eyed. Then on the way home I traveled back in my mind to a time long ago when the gas pumps were all on and you just pumped first..
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