You might be a redneck if...

[PALADIN85020]

Your wedding picture looks like this:

Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy; I couldn't resist.

John

 

[captorquewrench]

That's my husband's cousin. One's his second cousin, one's his fourth cousin.

 

[handejector]

That's my husband's cousin. One's his second cousin, one's his fourth cousin.

Take her sho*e shopping.....

 

[Fishslayer]

Good lookin' Rott...

 

[DeathGrip]

Toy Rottweiler?







to much photoshop but funny just the same.

 

[chud333]

Cigarette's gotta be good for the newborn???
But with daddy lookin' like that why worry about
Birth defects i guess.


Chuck

 

[captorquewrench]

Are you kidding? birth "defects" from the cigarette are for genetic improvement!

 

[Cooter Brown]

Good lookin' Rott...

In their neck of the woods that's called a "rockweiler".

 

[mjr]

There's somebody for everybody, I reckon. But why do they have to breed?

 

[chud333]

Are you kidding? birth "defects" from the cigarette are for genetic improvement!

Just thought of something. That might not even be "daddy" pictured.....
This pic does make me think maybe there is a casting call
for "Deliverence II" in town.


Chuck

 

[Gasman1972]

If you've ever Photoshopped a pic of rednecks...you might be a redneck

 

[captorquewrench]

Just thought of something. That might not even be "daddy" pictured.....
This pic does make me think maybe there is a casting call
for "Deliverence II" in town.


Chuck

Paddle faster. I hear banjos.

 

[feralmerril]

Carefull now! They met at the family reunion! I once hired a guy in texas. He told me a story that he dated a girl. She took him to visit a aunt of hers. He said the aunt looked kind of familiar. The aunt told her, "Girl! Yo caint date him, he be yo cousin!" Albert said he told her we gots ta split or we will have some messed up kids! Then he said "Ya know, she didnt want to let go of that stuff!
Another time he didnt show for work. When he did show some time later I asked him why. He said "Man, ah went to houstin an ah got picked up fo sompin ah nevah heard of befo! Yo ever hear of google eyeing? That was back about the time president kennedy was killed.

 

[DeadAye]

Those ones wouldn't make as Red Necks here abouts.
Where theirs ink?
Check out those curtains - Them bees rich folk!

 

[Thuer]

It must be a very pretty baby when it gets born.

 

[Retired LTC USAR]

When he introduces her to everyone he says " I'd like you to meet my wife and sister.............."

 

[TACC1]

SHEEESH!! What a bunch of hard butts....
TACC1

 

[Old 44 Guy]

Nothin' wrong here. She's got a weddin' dress don't she? That's a good sign she's hitched.

 

[novalty]

You can come up to my in-law's this weekend. They are having a pig roast/bon-fire/baby shower. I guess one of my wife's cousins (ex-girlfriend that beat him up enough to make him call the cops), just had his baby. Should be a real barn-burner--pending results of paternity test. Yeehaw!

 

[perfectcircle1]

How did you get that pic of me and my beautiful wife!

 

[JCS&W]

Hahahahahahahaha! I needed a good laugh this morning! Hope you do not mind, but I copied that pic. It is priceless! Hahahaha! So many things to consider, the cigarette, the flipflops, the, what looks to be shower curtains on the door...I could go on and on. Thanks!

 

[sheepdawg]

Must be a fake picture............no shotgun.

 

[WrongWay]

Check the pic very close. It's been photoshopped or chopped or whatever.

 

[blujax01]

My Brother-In-Law, Wes Jr., did the right Christian thing when he married his pregnant girlfriend. He has two Rot's named "Rock" and "Gravel". I'd send him a link to this thread except he doesn't get the Internet up on Pond Creek. Hell, even if he did, he ain't too computer-savvy (and he'd be the first one to tell you so.)

But if you'll send me your address, I'll give it to him so he can come by and thank you in person!

 

[captorquewrench]

Check the pic very close. It's been photoshopped or chopped or whatever.

Very obviously so, but still very obviously funneh.

 

[thndrchiken]

I'm surprised he spent the loot for the bud ice and didn't opt for the Keystones.

 

[Straightshooter2]

The really sad thing is the Rot probably has the highest IQ of the bunch.

Reminds me of the time my sister-in-law introduced my son to her family at Thanksgiving. She told him to pay very close attention when she introduced them because he would see these people on Spinger.

CW

 

[rburg]

I'm surprised he spent the loot for the bud ice and didn't opt for the Keystones.

Ain't you got no class, boy? Its a wedding reception for gawd's sake. Nothin' but the best for the big occasion.

 

[bushmaster1313]

Can she cook?

 

[fat tom]

Just thought of something. That might not even be "daddy" pictured.....

Chuck

This is the babydaddy. He couldn't make the weddin'.

f.t.