Your wedding picture looks like this:
Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy; I couldn't resist.
John
Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy; I couldn't resist.
John
You might be a redneck if...
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captorquewrench
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That's my husband's cousin. One's his second cousin, one's his fourth cousin.
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Take her sho*e shopping.....
Fishslayer
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Good lookin' Rott... 
DeathGrip
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Toy Rottweiler?
to much photoshop but funny just the same.
to much photoshop but funny just the same.
captorquewrench
Member
Are you kidding? birth "defects" from the cigarette are for genetic improvement!
Cooter Brown
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Good lookin' Rott...
In their neck of the woods that's called a "rockweiler".
mjr
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There's somebody for everybody, I reckon. But why do they have to breed?
Just thought of something. That might not even be "daddy" pictured.....
This pic does make me think maybe there is a casting call
for "Deliverence II" in town.
Chuck
Gasman1972
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If you've ever Photoshopped a pic of rednecks...you might be a redneck
captorquewrench
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Paddle faster. I hear banjos.
feralmerril
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Carefull now! They met at the family reunion! I once hired a guy in texas. He told me a story that he dated a girl. She took him to visit a aunt of hers. He said the aunt looked kind of familiar. The aunt told her, "Girl! Yo caint date him, he be yo cousin!" Albert said he told her we gots ta split or we will have some messed up kids! Then he said "Ya know, she didnt want to let go of that stuff!
Another time he didnt show for work. When he did show some time later I asked him why. He said "Man, ah went to houstin an ah got picked up fo sompin ah nevah heard of befo! Yo ever hear of google eyeing? That was back about the time president kennedy was killed.
Another time he didnt show for work. When he did show some time later I asked him why. He said "Man, ah went to houstin an ah got picked up fo sompin ah nevah heard of befo! Yo ever hear of google eyeing? That was back about the time president kennedy was killed.
Thuer
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It must be a very pretty baby when it gets born.
Retired LTC USAR
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When he introduces her to everyone he says " I'd like you to meet my wife and sister.............."
SHEEESH!! What a bunch of hard butts....
TACC1
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Nothin' wrong here. She's got a weddin' dress don't she? That's a good sign she's hitched.
novalty
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You can come up to my in-law's this weekend. They are having a pig roast/bon-fire/baby shower. 
I guess one of my wife's cousins (ex-girlfriend that beat him up enough to make him call the cops), just had his baby. Should be a real barn-burner--pending results of paternity test. Yeehaw!
I guess one of my wife's cousins (ex-girlfriend that beat him up enough to make him call the cops), just had his baby. Should be a real barn-burner--pending results of paternity test. Yeehaw!
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perfectcircle1
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How did you get that pic of me and my beautiful wife!
