YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.......

[OLDNAVYMCPO]

On the drive home from picking up four pound of powder at the LGS, the wife commented, " you know you might be a Redneck if the only two places you shop are gun stores and Tractor Supply". That woman knows me better than I know myself.

 

[Lee Barner]

are there other stores? lee

 

[rburg]

Well, not stores, but gun shows too.

 

[Bajadoc]

You might be a redneck if your wife says "honey, please move that transmission so I can take a bath."

 

[Chuck24]

You argue over the correct placement of gun parts in the dishwasher.

 

[model70hunter]

When are the LGS' and tractor stores gonna start selling milk, bread & eggs? They are missing out. Model 19, free 18 eggs.

 

[Rastoff]

I don't shop, I hunt. I know what I want before I leave the house.

I avoid Tractor Supply as much as possible. If I want Chinese stuff I'll shop at Walmart. I don't go to Walmart.

 

[Fishslayer]

If you take your cans & plastic to the scrapper but come back $20 down because you found a bucket of wheel weights...

 

[wilkoi]

Wow, guess I am a Northeastern Redneck, and proud of it.

 

[vigil617]

You might be a redneck if....

....you read a thread like this, looking for evidence you're not, and don't find any!

 

[sheepdawg]

You might be a redneck if....

....you read a thread like this, looking for evidence you're not, and don't find any!

You might be a redneck if the first thing you do after cranking up the coffee pot is go to a gun forum on the internet.

 

[Faulkner]

If you are not confused about whether to use the men's or women's restroom when you wake up each morning, you might be a redneck.

 

[Gulfecho]

You might be a Redneck if your truck is taller than your house.

 

[two-bit cowboy]

... you buy 10,000 shares of Redneck Foods stock (a chain BBQ joint) for $180 just so you can display the stock certificate.

Yes, I did. The company went belly up six months later.

 

[M E Morrison]

If you are not confused about whether to use the men's or women's restroom when you wake up each morning, you might be a redneck.

Or maybe you're just normal???

 

[gman51]

You might be a redneck if you are on a tractor forum and posting pics of your baby{tractor}.

 

[Rastoff]

Or maybe you're just normal???

Wait, are you saying red necks are not normal?

 

[M E Morrison]

Wait, are you saying red necks are not normal?

Not at all - I'm saying many people are normal - but not all are lucky enough to be rednecks.

 

[Bill Bates]

I got through this and came to the conclusion I'm not a redneck but just a good ol' boy. I shop at lots of stores liquor, sporting goods, tractor, book, etc.. My hair is bit on the long side so no sun on my neck.

I know what bathroom to use but sometimes in some fancy restaurants I get confused by their cute signs that don't just say mens or woman. The last time I made a mistake they told me being confused wasn't a good enough excuse.

 

[Mule Packer]

An acquaintance of mine once told some people that I was a genuine redneck because one time the teller at the bank asked to see my I.D.....so I showed her my belt buckle.