Zombie ammo???

I'm not going to spend...

I'm not going to spend $$$ on a novelty, but one time I did buy some Jewish Bazooka Joe bubble gum printed in Hebrew. I got a Jewish friend to translate them. As usual, they were really corny.

I don't remember them being kosher so they were probably parve. Being Hebrew I doubt they were treif.
 
I would never compare qualities of gum with qualities of firearms or ammo, usually edibles are moot in quality unless made at home
 
I love the zombie ammo. Same stuff as critical defense, and same price. The ammo feeds and shoots great. If they make money off of naming a bullet off a popular culture topic, why not make money?

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It is just Darwin at work:

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I love the zombie ammo. Same stuff as critical defense, and same price. The ammo feeds and shoots great. If they make money off of naming a bullet off a popular culture topic, why not make money?

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I also found that it was available around here, while the standard version wasn't. THAT was the important factor, though I did get a snicker out of my wife when I showed it to her. ;)
 
Come on, Dude, lighten up! You gotta know it's all in fun. There are no Zombies but you gotta like a company that will change their production line to put out something they know is going to be laughed at. I bought some and it's sitting on my book case and I grin every time I look at it. :D :D :D

By the bye neither I nor my friends think I'm too much of an idiot to own firearms.

Speaking of needing to lighten up... :)
 
You don't need special ammo for zombies. You can shoot 'em with a .22 or a .45 or a 30/06 it just don't matter. That's why I like the idea of shootin' zombies. Just shoot 'em one time, with any gun, any where from knee cap to forehead and they go down.

I must admit though that I am a little disturbed by some of the recent zombie movies i've seen. Them suckers are learnin' how to RUN. That takes the game to a whole nother level. I don't like that they can run!

Anyway, everybody knows there's no such thing as a zombie, right?
 
You cant shoot the knee and expect it to stay down! Headshots only and you have to doubletap when your uncertain! Zombieland 101
 
Though I agree with Chud, this is not the image I want to send out there to the non gun world. Given if you find ammo, you need to buy it, or chance not finding it again. I would say, buy the over priced and over marketed stuff, and dump the box.... It all looks the same down range.
 
Why dump the box? I didn't draw the pictures on it. And its not like there is a weekly inspection of how "adult" my ammo looks.

Im not into zombies but I dont care if there is a picture of one on my box of ammo. Just like I dont go duck hunting or cowboy shooting but if there is a picture of one on my ammo box so what!?!?!?

Furthermore this might work in our favor. Too many Fudds at the ranges who take everything regarding firearms way too seriously, and im not talking about just safety. Going by what I experienced in the last 2 weeks in 2 different ranges 3.5 hours apart, I know if I was a new shooter or looking into the sport I wouldn't want to get involved.

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Arik i know exactly what you mean. My lgs owner is a old grumpy jerk that only accepts ffl transfers for his friends and dealing with customers seems to pain him. I bought my first gun from him and so did my friend and if it wasnt for my pure will in wanting a Sig P226 then i would have left and cancelled my purchase. People like him are driving away new shooter that this generation could use later to defend our rights and have a good time with a crafted tool of precision.
 
I bought a box of the Zombie-Max ammo. At the time it was the only defense type of ammo on the shelf in .45acp. I've shot the Critical Defense ,44 spl. and .38 spl. and like it. The Zombie stuff is the same round in a kind of silly and clever box. Really, the next time you see a box pick one up and read the box. It is pretty funny.

As it stands today; I would buy either the Critical Defense or Zombie Max depending on price and availability. I really don't care what the box looks like if the rounds inside it work.

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We can buy ammo with names like -

Zombie Max
Extreme Terminal Performance
Black Talon
Blazer
SuperVel
Buffalo Bore
Personal Defense
Premium Personal Defense
One Strike Total Energy
Power Strike
TacOps
Golden Saber

Not one of the catchy advertising names describes a thing about the ammo. They're simply selling to the demographics. If I have a Parkerized Kimber 45 strapped to my nylon thigh holster, I guess I need TacOps ammo. If I have an IWB holster with a Glock I guess I need "Personal Defense" ammo. If that holster is custom made and cost $200, I probably need "Premium Personal Defense" ammo.


Sgt Lumpy
 
Lets hope you never do. Unicorns are warm gentle lovable creatures that generate peace, love and harmony between all people. Except for a few savage tribes in the dark interior of benighted third world countries, unicorns are universally loved and adored worldwide. Shooting unicorns would be worse than shooting lovable friendly puppy dogs or kitty kats.
So does unicorn spoor look like an unwrapped roll of lifesavers all stuck together??????
Or is it pellets in which case it would look like someone spilled a bag of skittles???????
 
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So does unicorn spoor look like an unwrapped roll of lifesavers all stuck together??????
Or is it pellets in which case it would look like someone spilled a bag of skittles???????

Occasionally they blow pink bubbles that smell like Big Red, but that's usually only after a night of partying.
 
SgtLumpy me likey the BlackTalons! I remember when they were released they could shoot straight through bullet vests and armor. ;)
 
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