Zombies

Zombies = a metaphor, mostly, for "disaster"/SHTF/etc.

It's much easier for some people to wrap their heads around an AR15 as a "zombie gun" than as the "have to shoot my hungry neighbors when they smell my beef stew cooking and come with sharp pointy sticks to take it".

See Zombie Squad/et al for further development of this theme. There's a heavy user base of active duty military there.

It's also a handy way to depersonalize potential adversaries without having to resort to potentially embarassing ethnic references - the long time gold standard for such : Kraut, Jap, Limey, etc.

Pretty common knowledge in the wider firearms community really. The usefulness of the metaphor is furthered by video games, films etc.

It actually has an old history on this very forum, going back long before the current ongoing "Zombie Karma", all the way back to circa summer 2004 when there was a long running and popular thread that first discussed the Smith and Wesson revolvers used in the Dawn of the Dead remake (Model 13, Model 28 - both 4" - and a Model 66 snub IIRC) which morphed into a discussion of Andy the Gunshop owner, SHTF strategies, and someone's comment that a family member who owned a gunshop now stocked MREs so as not to end up like Andy.

Every major, and many not so major, zombie game, film or book since has been discussed or mentioned at least in passing.

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Originally posted by wildfiresrozes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWkEjT1r3Fo
Very Funny Rozes!



TnDixieGirl wrote:
Talk about having the anti-gunners think you're not fit to own a weapon.

They are the zombies
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(and the politicians too!
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Zombie threads are great because we get to theorize and extrapolate. (That's not a dirty word Lee!
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) The zombie scenarios have something that no other creature living or dead can duplicate. You have something that needs killing that is already dead. We now need to come up with ways to stop them.

Problem number one: They multiply their ranks faster than a herd of bunny's in heat by turning anybody they bite into one of them.

Problem number two: Like the energizer bunny, they keep going and going, and going... The only way to stop them is to take away their mobility, or destroy the re-animating organ that replaces the human brain. A legless crawling zombie can still inflict a bite, as can a severed head.

Problem three: They are so numerous, that you will run out of ammo and supplies such as food and water long before you run out of zombies. Think army ants.

So there you have it. A situation unlike anything else. No wonder we are fascinated by the test that needs solving. "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks is making it's rounds in a perpetual Karma. Read it, put your forum name on the cover and send it along. Soon we will all be prepared!

I also strongly suggest reading, "World War Z" by the same author.

"No place is safe, only safer!"

WG840
 
Some of you may take the threat likely, but for those of us who know the truth...


Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

(Was somebody whistling the X-Files song or is that just in my head?)
 
Many years ago I had a secound cousin that headed up the world missions for the assemblies of God church. He was a missionary in africa back in the 50s. He had pictures and gave sermons on zombies for real! It would make a beliver of you! He also had movie clips he filmed of witch doctors doing unbeliveable stuff like drawing a circle on the ground and any animal or chicken would drop dead when they crossed the line etc. Of course in the name of God he would jump the line and was fine, amazeing the crowd etc. His name was Monroe "Monie" Grams.
 
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