On-line dating.....and it rhymes with " Beth "

[26Ford]

You just lost your chance to be on The Jerry Springer Show.

I'm still trying for a spot on the Maury Povich show

 

[26Ford]

Meth, ya think........Crank, gak, ice, crystal


We may have been to the house before in burned down to the ground.

Public info on crystal methenamine,

How is it used?
Crystal Meth is usually smoked, but is sometimes snorted or injected. The drug is abused because of its euphoric effects.


What are its short-term effects?

The drug's effects are similar to those of cocaine but longer lasting. Crystal Meth can cause erratic, violent behavior among its users. Effects include suppressed appetite, interference with sleeping behavior, mood swings and unpredictability, tremors and convulsions, increased blood pressure, irregular heart rate. Users may also experience homicidal or suicidal thoughts, prolonged anxiety, paranoia and insomnia. Crystal meth use by pregnant women can lead to premature birth or birth defects, including heart defects and cleft palate.


What are its long-term effects?

Long-term effects of Crystal Meth use can include brain damage (similar to the effects of Parkinson's disease or Alzheimer's disease), coma, stroke or death. Chronic users may also develop distinct physical symptoms, as demonstrated by before and after pictures in the Faces of Meth™ program. Signs of chronic use include weight loss, tooth decay and cracked teeth ("Meth Mouth"), psychosis and hallucinations, sores on the body from picking at skin, and formication (an abnormal skin sensation akin to "bugs crawling on skin").


A Brief History of Meth [The Salton Sea] - YouTube






It's just bad ****!!!!


Su Amigo,
Dave

That sir, pretty much summed things up, thank you, 26.

 

[26Ford]

I know there are some very nice looking single women and some are looking for a man for varias types of relationships from friendship to marriage.

The situation you describe would have set off alarm bells in my mind also.

Thank you!!!

 

[26Ford]

I think you did the right thing! Keep your head up, some mothers have nice daughters

Very positive, thank you as well!!!!!

 

[26Ford]

I tried the online thing about 10 years ago. Never had contact with so many liars and freaks in my life. By the way, complete and total honesty will turn most women away in about ten seconds...... I guess they are not used to that. I'm very direct and open, not to the point of rudeness, I just don't want to play games. Aside from the religious aspect, I see no advantage in todays' marriage. Seems like a license to make others miserable. Sorry for my dim view of it, but it is as I've seen. It can be great. My grandfather died 10 days before his 62nd wedding anniversary. Today, almost everyone looks at almost everything with a "NOW" attitude and a "throw it away" attitude. I want no part of todays' attitude in a relationship.

I was hit on by a Transvestite!!!! I guess he or she didn't get the memo: Don't hit on 230 pound Gun-Loving Biker Powerlifters if you don't know which side is up ".

Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth remembering that day.

 

[26Ford]

I have a friend who was literally "taken to the cleaners" by his Russian mail order bride. Sad.
I was a bachelor till age 36 and am glad as all heck to be married now.

Thanks moosedog, I was a bachelor until I was in my early 40z. { thousands of " trial " marriages though }. The marriage still fell apart last year after almost 12 years. You just never know.

 

[26Ford]

Buddy of mine was drooling over a 40-year old he found online at a free dating site.

Supposed to be a widowed teacher, but only lists a high school education. Hmm, I thought our county deep-sixed all the non-honours degree teachers a few years ago. I seem to remember the row. Maybe I'm wrong.

Then it hit me. The lady described herself as having black hair but the girl in the picture was a blonde. Now it may be that when the picture was taken she was a bottle-blonde, but the whole deal just set the alarms ringing for me. My buddy did not take the news well as he was in love with that picture. Poor guy.

Sorry for your friend as well. I think the operative word here was " FREE ". Ive tried the free and the high dollar one as well. The free ones are a coin toss................ a one sided coin.

 

[gregintenn]

Some folks are just sooooo picky!

 

[wbraswell]

Hey Dave, you forgot one of it's long term effects. Rhymes with meth, starts with "D". 26Ford, I really think you nailed that one.

 

[26Ford]

Thank you everyone, I really appreciate the support, thank you!

 

[LVSteve]

I'll admit to doing an online profile. Most of the opposite gender that fit my search profile were interested is someone whose income was "75,000 and above". Sorry, I can't make up for the child support you aren't getting, or paying for the house you overbought with your ex-spouse, or taking you to Cabo every year. They're looking for champagne, caviar and a Range Rover;

Just for giggles we used my buddy's account to search for my kind of woman. Putting in for girls who say "No kids" and "Does not want children" really narrows the field.

As for the Range Rover thing, MANY of my friends have told me that if I do start dating again, don't let them see the Jag until I am sure they are not gold diggers. Well duh, I cannot have any money because I blew it all buying a Jag.

 

[gregintenn]

I tried the site that advertises they pair you up using twenty something catergories of questions. You can get someone with too many things in common! I don't want a woman with a potbelly and moustashe!!!!!!

 

[keith44spl]

Hey Dave, you forgot one of it's long term effects. Rhymes with meth, starts with "D". 26Ford, I really think you nailed that one.

Ya know, a feller would think that. When I started working dope and mainly that of meth labs in 2002 or 03 the
life expectancy of a cook was 5 or 6 six years...

Hell, their like cock roaches, ain't nothin short of a bullet gonna get 'em.........

But that's a story for another place and time.


Su Amigo,
Dave

 

[GatorFarmer]

I have said it before and I will say it again...try the prison pen pals web sites. You know where they are...what they did...and who is eligible for parole. I preferred the violent criminals. Gals in for stand up crimes like murderer...armed robbery... better class of convict.

 

[vytoland]

i like getting to know people the old fashion way.................FTF

 

[CW Spook]

She sounds like one of Charlie's neighbors...

 

[blackdeuce]

She can take her teeth out?

I think your assessment was correct. I'd stay clear of that one.

 

[Rule3]

What a terrible shame, she was a very attractive woman too.

How do you know what she looked like??? Online photo??

If indeed she was on Meth then there is not good looking about it.

Hang out at the grocery store or arts and crafts stores. I don't mind going with Mrs Rule

 

[Sebago Son]

Immolation...

There's nothing so exciting as 'dating" a psycho, but whatever you do, don't fall asleep in the afterglow...

If you look real close you can see Jr. doing his Phlaming Pharmacist imitation in the kitchen. Moms was in the back bedroom in bed with the "boyfriend" of the hour and they were busily becoming briquettes.

I tried the on-line dating thing a few times about 10 years ago and I can't think of anything more self degrading. What a collection of liars, cheats and very angry losers. Unstable would be an understatement.

It reminded me of the granola section at the local supermarket. Once you got past the dried out fruits all that was left was the flakes and the nuts.

No more freak shows for me...

Drew

 

[mjr]

I want to get to know you. A guy can only learn so much with binnoculars!

That's a great line! Picture Groucho Marx or Woody Allen delivering that one.