Any Good Quotes on Stupidity?

[gm272gs]

This happened to me this morning:

I was talking to a guy about going to the range, and he told me he had a new Smith & Wesson. I asked him "Semi-auto or revolver?" He replied; "I'm not sure, how can you tell?"

I'm dead serious. It took all the fiber in my being to not break out laughing.

 

[timn8er]

"He's so stupid he couldn't pour p*ss out of a boot with
instructions written on the sole!"

 

[ImprovedModel56Fan]

This happened to me this morning:

I was talking to a guy about going to the range, and he told me he had a new Smith & Wesson. I asked him "Semi-auto or revolver?" He replied; "I'm not sure, how can you tell?"

I'm dead serious. It took all the fiber in my being to not break out laughing.

What's funny? I just saw ANOTHER book by a succesful novelist who seemed not to know the difference. Even more embarassing, said writer was from Mississippi.

 

[longranger]

"Stupid should hurt", "dumber than a bag of hammers", "he's so stupid if his brains were made out of dynamite it wouldn't it wouldn't be enough to blow his nose"

 

[kcabear]

He ain't got the sense God gave a turnip!

 

[PA Reb]

"Stupid is as stupid does."

"Here's your sign."

 

[686_was_my_first]

Stupid is

Stupid is doing the same thing repeatedly, excpecting different results.

 

[beemerphile]

YOUR FREE TO GO
I love it...

Yes, if you told an idiot "You're free to go" he would have corrected your English.

 

[kozmic]

"If stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out"? Will Rogers

 

[Steely Dan]

"That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball"
"I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em"

"Nice mannered kid, just a little on the dumb side"

"That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver"

"You're way off, I say you're way off this time son!"

"Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice"

This Quote is not about stupidity, but funny none the less...
"Gal reminds me of a highway between Forth Worth and Dallas – no curves"


Foghorn Leghorn

 

[jaykellogg]

It is better to be ignorant than to be stupid. Ignorance can be fixed, stupid is forever.

 

[gm272gs]

"You don't have enough brains to pound sand."