You know you are a mall ninja when ...

[RedNeck Jim]

I think you musta hit a nerve there redneck. being born and raised in N.Y. I have no idea how I became a redneck myself. but hanging a hog to skin off a tree limb in my front yard, and I live in a very suburban deed restricted (snobby, tight sphincter) community, qualifies me as being one. mostly did it to P-off my wife and a PIA busybody neighbor.

I am actually a civilized redneck... not a true one. Now my neighbor is most certainly one. Every day I see him I ask what he has killed or caught today. Seems like there is always some animal hanging in the back yard getting gutted. Nicest folks you'd ever want to meet with young kids that understand respect. They are always sending over meat or fish filets. Gotta love country folks... no matter where they live.

 

[nachogrande]

YOU MIGHT BE A MALL NINJA IF

your attention seeking behavior has led to open carrying your high cap black plastic fantastic pistols (and in severe cases even rifles) to malls, restaurants, movie theaters, all the public places that get you the most attention and make the non gun lovers the most uncomfortable, while making the rest of us look like clowns also. and don't forget your huge machete sized sheath knives. I saw one guy recently that also had a big bull whip. maybe it was Indiana Jones.

 

[Gopher Slayer]

...you use the term mall ninja constantly.

 

[kudzu3]

Your camo patern is designed especially for kudzu.

 

[RedNeck Jim]

Your camo patern is designed especially for kudzu.

You think mall ninjas know what kudzu is?

 

[Krogen]

Your Airsoft sports a fake can, a tactical light and a BUIS.

 

[perfectcircle1]

When you've fired more rounds on Call Of Duty than in real life..

 

[nquinto2]

When you've fired more rounds on Call Of Duty than in real life..

while dressed in BDUs

 

[Majorlk]

You think mall ninjas know what kudzu is?

Yankees have no idea what kudzu is!

 

[Beuford T. Rimfire]

Yankees have no idea what kudzu is!

Or that it is edible.

(Yankee note: A Zip-Lock bag full of Kudzu is a must for your color-coded family member B.O.B.)

 

[BAM-BAM]

We know you are a Mall ninja when........

you show/ flash everyone in the gun shop your latest greatest "new" EDC CCW........ while one of us buying your last new EDC CCW........ that's LNIB because it's only been shot once..........

and we all know that this has happened at least 4 times in the past year..........LOL

By the way we all thank you........ for the used guns we've bought!!!!!

 

[DavidC]

Hey...wait a second...you just insulted this entire board

Notice the smilie - I'm a bit short of that $750

Sorry, but that is not mall ninja. That is redneck. If you don't believe me, ask my son Bubba or his older brother/cousin Bubba.

My neighbor in Texas had a Lab named Winston. He always wore camo clothing, often mixing (green/blk with Desert, etc), and one day started calling the Lab Bubba. Took about 3 months and the whole family followed - thus the Dog was 'renamed' Bubba. . .

 

[perfectcircle1]

while dressed in BDUs

Hahahaha im trying that tonight, maybe ill be better at it

 

[BAM-BAM]

We know you are a mall ninja...............

When you ask if the LGS can order you the gun and holster Rick was using last night on "The Walking Dead".

 

[nachogrande]

MALL NINJA'S

NQUINTO, love your choice of briefs, even if I'm more of a boxer guy. just wish they would put the camo on the inside, next to the skin, where it's really needed.

 

[blujax01]

If you refer to the TV show "Doomsday Preppers" as a training film, you might just be a Mall Ninja.

 

[blujax01]

If you give all your friends para cord survival bracelets for Christmas, you might be a Mall Ninja.

 

[blujax01]

If you refuse to take your Sweetheart to Victoria's Secret because peekaboo nighties don't come in desert camo, you might just be a Mall Ninja.

 

[blujax01]

If your idea of a family vacation involves a week long lockdown in an underground bunker, you could be a Mall Ninja!

 

[blujax01]

Somebody please take this keyboard away from me!