Funny signs......

[truckemup97]

Some friends of mine lived in the semi-boonies one county away. They owned a huge bouvier de Flandres, a Belgian shepherd that looked like a small silvertip grizzly. He was a total sweetheart (think "galoot") but had a bark that would trigger seismographs.

They had a sign on their driveway gate that said, "Trespassers will be eaten."

No worries...

A friend has a Bouvier. We were properly introduced, and I know where to scratch to make his hind leg do that circular thing, so we're cool, but I'm pretty sure it would be a bad idea to sneak up on him in the dark!

 

[DeathGrip]

Some friends of mine lived in the semi-boonies one county away. They owned a huge bouvier de Flandres, a Belgian shepherd that looked like a small silvertip grizzly. He was a total sweetheart (think "galoot") but had a bark that would trigger seismographs.

They had a sign on their driveway gate that said, "Trespassers will be eaten."

No worries...

Here you go Zagged, I don't have a picture of Sage, He passed away a couple of years ago but his sign is still in the yard.

 

[indiandave]

There is a bar in my neck of the woods. It has signs for the men's room and the ladies room. The signs are pictures of dogs. The men's room has a pointer, the women's room has a setter.

 

[shouldazagged]

Here you go Zagged, I don't have a picture of Sage, He passed away a couple of years ago but his sign is still in the yard.

Yep, sure looks familiar. And thanks for correcting my sloppy French spelling.

When my friends' dog was about eighteen months old and still full of massive puppitude, my son came home on leave from the Navy and spent half an uproarious hour wrestling with him. Hard to tell who was enjoying it more.

Sorry you lost Sage, they're great dogs.

 

[therevjay]

dont feed the poor, they come to expect it.becoming more aggressive each time as they become more accustomed to accepting handouts.
this can cause massive hoards of the "spoiled poor" to gather together in solidarity to DEMAND more free stuff.

I want my senior discount!!!!!!!!!

 

[DeathGrip]

Yep, sure looks familiar. And thanks for correcting my sloppy French spelling.

When my friends' dog was about eighteen months old and still full of massive puppitude, my son came home on leave from the Navy and spent half an uproarious hour wrestling with him. Hard to tell who was enjoying it more.

Sorry you lost Sage, they're great dogs.

Sage wasn't mine. I have a Giant Schnauzer that weighs 100 lbs. and Sage made him look like a mini in comparison.

Sadly my dogs days are numbered due to cancer but thats another thread I'm not wanting to post about.

 

[Cyrano]

Who's the cutie with the big hair?

 

[Mickey D]

I was looking to see if someone would post about her.

 

[Bill Bates]

Who's the cutie with the big hair?

If you're talking about the blond in my photo; that's my much better half, Wanda. She's been my hunting and shooting partner; favorite photo subject and model; photography assistant; best friend and pal for the last 34 years.

and her and another silly sign. Notice the lack of any fence; our federal government at its finest.

My best hunting partner

 

[Roadtrash]

And she carries a double barrel. Gotta love a woman like that, you're a lucky lucky man.

 

[cockerpoodle2]

My dorm at college had a sign in the mens room: "Do Not Flush Toilets With Feet."
One of my clever dorm-mates added: "All Toilets With Feet Report to the Dean's Office."
Cockerpoodle

 

[RightArm]

When I was in college, I stole a sign from outside a community college
that said CAUTION HIGH PEDESTRIAN ACTIVITY What do you suppose that activity was. Frisbee Golf? Mushroom hunting?
They'll jump right out in front of your truck, just like deer.

 

[shouldazagged]

My dorm at college had a sign in the mens room: "Do Not Flush Toilets With Feet."
One of my clever dorm-mates added: "All Toilets With Feet Report to the Dean's Office."
Cockerpoodle

Well, if graffiti are allowed, I saw where someone had written, "Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?" Below it someone with a different handwriting and writing instrument had written, "I don't know, and I don't give a ****."

 

[rwsmith]

If you're talking about the blond in my photo; that's my much better half, Wanda. She's been my hunting and shooting partner; favorite photo subject and model; photography assistant; best friend and pal for the last 34 years.


My best hunting partner

I'll bet she skins what she shoots and probably cleans fish, too.

 

[Bill Bates]

I'll bet she skins what she shoots and probably cleans fish, too.

Heck, she's been know to catch fish by hand and train bird dogs.

 

[Mickey D]

Ok Bill, Let's see a picture of who she puts up with.

I remember this pic of her, one of my all time favorites.

 

[Bill Bates]

Ok Bill, Let's see a picture of who she puts up with.

I remember this pic of her, one of my all time favorites.

We're wandering a bit from silly signs, sorry.

That photo is one my favorites on several levels. I like the look but as photographer it was great fun figuring out the lighting with all those blacks.


You mean this handsome devil that has never taken the girl to the eye doctor.

 

[M29since14]

Well, if graffiti are allowed...

A friend with a similar sense of humor sent me a good one via email this past week.

The sign said: "Bicycles chained to this railing will be removed without notice."

Some joker had handwritten at the bottom of the sign: "This is a notice, you idiot!!"

 

[bubbiesdad]

Shouldn't there be a wall?

 

[bubbiesdad]