If you ignore the sign that says
Absolutely NO TRESPASSING
I don't want to buy anything or upgrade my cable.
I don't want to hear about your political party, candidate or sign your petition.
I am not interested in your religion, my salvation or your God.
If you do not have a Warrant you are TRESPASSING and will be dealt with accordingly.
Failure to read, speak and understand English may affect your ability to get treatment at the Emergency Room.
Then there are the security cameras. 6 of them. 4 I can see from my easy chair. 2 I can see from my shop in the garage.
When I wake up, I gun up, and I stay that way until I undress for bed. It never used to be this way, but we had a criminal enterprise move in to the last house on our little street about a year and a half ago. I have photos of them shooting up right in front of my home. 3 of 5 houses on our street have been burglarized. All of them have been vandalized. The police from another town raided the house last August and arrested 3 of the 10 people that go in or out of there each day. Two were charged with 17 and 21 counts of burglary. One with 4 counts. It didn't even slow them down. 6 to 10 cars a night drive in, don't even turn off the engine and then 5 minutes later, drive out. We find needles on the street. I've supplied the police with photos of them dealing, license plate numbers, surveillance video and even offered them my garage to set up surveillance. Maybe they are building a case against them, but so far, we live every day in fear that when we get home from work, out house will again be broken into.
Yeah, you knock on my door, and I don't know who you are, I will answer it with a gun in my hand. Not holstered and not out of sight. If that makes you pee your pants, wear an adult diaper if you are going to go door to door on my street. We gave up on the Neighborhood Watch nonsense and formed a Neighborhood Militia.