High IQ Questions

[1morethan8]

Trying to catch up.

If an elephant's front legs are doing 90mph..
what's the back legs doing?

.. HAULING AS*!!

 

[galena]

If an elephant's front legs are doing 90mph..
what's the back legs doing?

Hauling ***!

Darn, 1morethan8 beat me to it.

 

[Salty RI]

If an elephant's front legs are doing 90mph..
what's the back legs doing?

Trying to catch up.

 

[Grey Bearded One]

What is the singular of "Meese"?

Edwin .

 

[RobertJ.]

What is the difference between "ignorance" and "apathy"?

Don't ask me. I don't know, and I don't care.

 

[venomballistics]

If an elephant's front legs are doing 90mph..
what's the back legs doing?

standing on a stolen flatbed

 

[italiansport]

Lot's of candidates for Watters World here!
Jim

 

[skrazo]

OK smart guy (OP). Where did you get that there new acronym (IQ)?

 

[Mcwsky09]

How many stocks could a stock broker stock, if a stock broker could stock stocks?

I think the question is how much broker will you be after your stock broker stocks your stocks?

 

[Mcwsky09]

Here is a question I have some theories on but no definitive answer to.

Can a smart bomb deliver a retarded warhead?

Or perhaps the better question would there be any reason why you would deliver retarded warheads using a smart bomb? And I am not talking about a JDAM where you attach some smarts to a dumb bomb.

 

[BCDWYO]

Brothers and sisters I have not a one, but that man's father is my father's son.

Who is that man?

 

[shouldazagged]

If a train leaves Philadelphia bound for New York at 9:47 AM, and a train leaves New York bound for Philadelphia at 1:12 PM, and both travel at an average speed of 44 miles per hour, and both engineers are exactly 42 years old, why don't penguins have hands?

 

[7shooter]

Us Mensa members are not amused.

 

[gaucho1]

Hate to tell ya this but Honey Boo Boo's been canceled.

Knowing this fact is a very bad sign.............

 

[Fat Frank]

When you look up and see the "V" formation of ducks flying south for the winter, does anyone notice that one leg of the "V" is longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

 

[Fat Frank]

... cause there's more ducks on that side.

 

[Qball]

Oh..... my head hurts...
i need a pacifier and my blanky

 

[g8rb8]

Brothers and sisters I have not a one, but that man's after is my father's son.

Who is that man?

Is "after" supposed to be FATHER?
Answer: your son

Now try it with mother in place of father.

"Oh, bother."

 

[islamoradamark]

if your sitting on the bottom of the ocean whats the ocean doing

 

[rock doc]

What's a henweigh?