High IQ Questions

[DeadAye]

Which is farther - Cleveland or by bus?

If a stitch in time saves 9 how many will a stitch in space save?

 

[JJEH]

Don't answer this question, add other questions to the list.

A colleague of a friend was once asking in an IT related class if a hard drive is getting heavier the more data is put on it.

Kinda interesting... how much do bits & bytes weigh?

 

[reddogge]

What's a henweigh?

'Bout three pounds?

 

[pawngal]

'Bout three pounds?

more like 5 or 6 pounds

 

[bigfruits]

A colleague of a friend was once asking in an IT related class if a hard drive is getting heavier the more data is put on it.

Kinda interesting... how much do bits & bytes weigh?

bits are already on the disk. what you do when you add data is magnetize them (or not). so it does not get heavier.

 

[skrazo]

If a window pane allows enough light to pass thru (over time), why doesn't the glass wear out?

 

[golfrj1]

How thin is the Line between High IQ and "Crazy"?

 

[Pete99004]

So tell me....are you married or happy?

Pete

 

[GreyRider]

Um,
No soap, radio.

 

[GreyRider]

See also:
What's a Grecian urn?
And
How do you make a Venetian blind?

 

[snubbyfan]

What kind of primate owns this forum?

Genus homo, species sapiens.
The only extant member of the hominin clade with erect posture, bipedal locomotion, manual dexterity and increased tool use .

 

[snubbyfan]

So tell me....are you married or happy?

Pete

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

 

[ladyT]

Us Mensa members are not amused.

Mensa? Really? Mensa? They be dumb

 

[ladyT]

The response to the "Clean Jokes" thread was so great and funny, here's the next step in that parade. High IQ questions. I'll start.

How many tin trees must be cut down and de-barked to make just one roll of tin foil?

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What kind of tree do peanuts grow on?

 

[snubbyfan]

You guys are makin' my head hurt.
I'm just an ignorant gimpy ol' Injun.

 

[ladyT]

What kind of tree does a banana grow on?

 

[wuluf]

What kind of tree does a banana grow on?

Not the dead kind?

 

[wbraswell]

What's your favorite color?

 

[Road Rat]

How far can a bear run into the woods?

 

[jackruff]

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