Reasons to Kill your Puppy

[jlrhiner]

#1 Your taking a nice hot shower when a cold nose touches your........
#2 You have to get up at 2am to play ball.
#3 You find a pair of your underwear in the yard.
#4 Your CPAP mask is the best chew toy in the house.
#5 Tree limbs fit through the doggy door.
#6 Everything in the house has been bite tested. (including me)

Thats enough for now, we're off to puppy training.

 

[gregintenn]

#2 You have to get up at 2am to play ball.

My Lab is almost 4 years old and still thinks this is cool.

 

[Salty RI]

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I would move those boots if I were you.

 

[Murphy's Law]

Been there, seen it and done that. I too have a golden who thinks its ok to play 24X7

 

[wuluf]

There's a reason God made them so cute...

 

[75Vette]

That's all part of the fun!!

 

[cussedemgun]

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That's all part of the fun!!

Honest Dad, that pillow was gonna mess up the house, BUT we stopped it

 

[Philadelphia Patriot]

My girlfriend has a 45 lbs female pit mix. She is attached to my hip and follows me everywhere. If I'm sitting on the couch, she is on my lap. If I stop petting her, then she'll start licking my leg, arm, or hand. At least she farts a lot, so it's easy for me to blame the dog when I'm watching TV with my girlfriend.

 

[307-Niner]

The puppy stages are fun, but BOY ARE THEY CHALLENGING!!!

 

[Johnmuratore]

This guy was 120lbs at 9 months and was pretty much convinced I was a chew toy.
As well as sofa cushions, toilet seats, blankets, towels, pillows, any and all footwear.
He's 6 now and crazy as it sounds, I sort of miss it.

 

[WuzzFuzz]

Oh puppies are just doing what they need to do.




But they'll tire out...They need their nap too





WuzzFuzz

 

[kenv1950]

Puppy years are a real test........ I'm on my 5th. rescue dog

 

[WuzzFuzz]

Gee, I thought Yorkshire's were smaller than that.


WuzzFuzz

 

[307-Niner]

Gee, I thought Yorkshire's were smaller than that.


WuzzFuzz

He's "overstuffed".

 

[rog8732]

In reading your "lead-in" to your thread, my first thought was, "KILL a PUPPY" !?? must have ate the man's favorite S&W.

Judging from that stick you have leaned against the basket rack, you got things under control.

 

[307-Niner]

#1 Your taking a nice hot shower when a cold nose touches your........
#2 You have to get up at 2am to play ball.
#3 You find a pair of your underwear in the yard.
#4 Your CPAP mask is the best chew toy in the house.
#5 Tree limbs fit through the doggy door.
#6 Everything in the house has been bite tested. (including me)

Thats enough for now, we're off to puppy training.

James, how old is your pup? Is he a Shepard?

 

[jlrhiner]

The stick is a distraction from chewing on my leg.

and yes, occasionly I win.

(except thats my pillow, on my side of the bed)

 

[jlrhiner]

James, how old is your pup? Is he a Shepard?

Yes, she is a sable GSD. And the 8th made her 6 months old. (but its day to day)

 

[carpriver]

I have a pound puppy, the shelter said the little girl was 1 1/2 year old. No she was younger maybe a year still a pup. she is my dog and took me over. I am her chew toy, she keeps my hands , face and ears clean. she has inside toys, balls and rubber bone and chew toys, out side she found my hickory smoking chunks, chews on them and carries them around. at night she sleep next to me and she snores. I woke up the other night to the sound of snoring, I thought is was my wife, but it was the dog. Now I guess it's a visit to the vet to get the dog a C-pap machine. but she is a cute mid sized dog.

 

[JSR III]

There is never a time to kill a puppy or a dog for that matter....