I'm So Old

[SW MP15]

I'm so old, I enjoy taking long naps, especially while I'm driving.

I'm so old, I stopped buying Adult Magazines, when there wasn't enough articles to read.

I'm so old, when I see a pretty young hot lady wearing a bikini, I think to myself, doesn't she know she's going to get sun burnt and it's bad for her skin.

I'm so old, I couldn't find the TV remote the other day and finally figured out, I had to my ear trying to call my wife and ask where the remote was.

I'm so old, I thought YouTube was a swimming pool toy.

I'm so old, my wife said she was going to get me a Laptop for Fathers Day and I told her to stop talking nasty.

I'm so old, I went to buy a new car and the salesman told me it had a "state of the art", rear view camera, I asked why on earth I would want to look at where I'd been, I can barely see where I'm going.

I'm just OLD!

 

[Salty RI]

You know your old when you try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

 

[SC_Mike]

Im so old my narrow waist and broad mind have changed places...

Im so old getting lucky in the parking lot means I found my car...

 

[30-30remchester]

I am so old, I can clearly remember somethings whether they really happen or not.

 

[Tom S.]

I'm so old that when a lady asked me if I wanted super sex, I asked "what kind of soup?".

 

[BAM-BAM]

WHAT...... I'm sorry what were you saying.......??????

 

[Double-O-Dave]

I'm so old that when I pass gas dust comes out.


Regards,

Dave

 

[427mach1]

I'm so old I remember when Saturday Night Live was actually funny....

 

[Donn]

I'm so old that,,,,,,ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

 

[Warren Sear]

I'm so old, that when I was young there weren't any antiques; everything was still new.

 

[chud333]

I'm so old i can remember party lines were on the phone
and not about a wait at a night club.


Chuck

 

[cmort666]

I'm so old, I remember when Madonna didn't look like Richard Widmark.

I'm so old, I remember when Colt made revolvers.

I'm so old, I remember when most of the Air Force's, Navy's and Marine Corps combat aircraft were in flyable condition.

I'm so old, I remember when the Japanese were the BAD guys in WWII.

I'm so old, I remember when the line to get in to see a James Bond movie was longer than the line to get on an airliner.

I'm so old, I remember when a box of handgun ammunition cost less than dinner at a nice restaurant.

I'm so old, I remember when firearms came in any color you wanted... so long as it was blued or nickel.

 

[e3mrk]

I'm so old I remember when You said You were gay it meant You were in a good mood.

 

[Davwingman]

I am so old I remember seeing Eisenhower's inauguration on TV !

 

[dougb1946]

i am so old, I occasionally forget why I am standing in the bathroom.

 

[Warren Sear]

I'm so old, that when I was a youngster the rainbows were in black and white; they hadn't come out with the colored ones yet.

 

[Roadtrash]

I found a rock the other day that was younger than me.

 

[susieqz]

this thread is making my day.
more, please

 

[Grayfox]

It ain't the years, its the mileage.

My odometer has done rolled over at least twice.

 

[Chuck24]

I remember when a teenage boys waist was above his butt.