amazingflapjack
US Veteran
spoke to one claimed he was in Roanoke, Va. Man-you should have heard how he butchered Roanoake. Ro-nan-nokeee or something. Wow.
Because I can speak English.How do you know?![]()
You, sir, are a cad and a bounder.
The IRS is very straightforward when they are fixing to tune you up. About 15 years ago when I was still a pharma rep and making genuine money, they sent me "official correspondence" demanding immediate payment of almost $6K for an "error" on my previous year tax return. After amending said return and enclosing proper documentation, they sent another "official correspondence" informing me of yet another "error" on my amended return and enclosed a check for almost $300. That was the end of it. Joe
Don't answer. Take it from me. I did, and got a conversation started. Before I knew it, I'd invited myself out to dinner.....had a couple drinks with myself, and though I hate to admit it, I took myself home and took advantage of myself. I'm never speaking to me again.![]()
I recently got an email alerting me that Fed-X had been unable to deliver a package, and that I needed to contact them. Then it occurred to me that fed-x didn't have my email address (?) So I contacted my IT guy and he tells me that this is a virus that extorts money from those it is able to snare, threatening to erase your files and photos, etc. He said that this was done on some hospital somewhere and they ended up paying 400K to get loose of these individuals.
I found it, and spat cookies all over the kitchen counter. That is bloody priceless.I get the Debbie from Credit Card Services call a couple of times a week on my cell phone. Usually when I am on a ladder two stories up or on a roof. Just got the IRS call yesterday on the house phone.
There was a You Tube audio where the recipient pretended to be a homicide detective and stated that he was investigating the death of the homeowner that had been called. He also told the caller not to hang up as the call had already been traced and if he did, he would get a visit from the local PD. It may be a hoax but the call is too funny as the supposed detective continues to ask very personal questions about the caller and the deceased relationship. The caller squirms quite a bit and it is great pay back.
I'm sure a search of YouTube using Tom Mabe would find the skit. Too funny.![]()