Mayberry Quiz

[THE PILGRIM]

Why was Mayberry such a peaceful place?
Answer: Nobody was married!
Actually Otis was married, but he was usually drunk.

 

[SC_Mike]

I hate to admit it, but I laughed.

 

[mattallamerican]

good point and it was a great show until barney left

 

[vytoland]

what about the episode of the "arguing couple", that was pleasant to everyone else......

 

[Lee's Landing Billy]

How do you do Mrs. Wileeeey? Can I have this dance? Thank ya fer the dance.

 

[ParadiseRoad]

How do you do Mrs. Wileeeey? Can I have this dance? Thank ya fer the dance.

...no coffee...tea...or punch...thank you...

 

[mattallamerican]

all the men really lusted for aunt bee

 

[686fan]

...no coffee...tea...or punch...thank you...

"I ain't no creechture".