I'm a security guard!

[Ghost Magnum]

Well guys. I quit my job at Walmart. Put my application in security associates for a spot at the local power plant. I got the job!
It's going to be cheap on gas. I live so close to the power plant that I can walk to it. Lol.

 

[Rpg]

Congratulations!

 

[Ghost Magnum]

Congratulations!

Thanks. It's nothing serious. My job will mostly be patrolling. But it's a start. Wrapping up the hiring process today.

 

[wingriderz]

Congrats stay safe

 

[Skeet 028]

I worked as a security guard for a year or two at a high end college. They had a couple of other guys that carried time clocks... I was a roamer. Kept an eye on things in a different manner. No set schedules and I surely saw many things. Darn kids came up with more excuses than a little...and some were really creative. I bought a bunch of junk at an auction once..in it was a small refrigerated beer tap..held a 1/4 keg. While I went off to look at some other stuff two young fellows asked my wife if she would sell the beer fridge.. Offered her 20 bucks for it...and she told them she had no idea if it would work. Told her no problem..they had a couple of classmates that could fix anything.. Since we had only paid 25 bucks for all she sold it to them..as they were carting it away I came back..and lo and behold...they were a couple of kids I had just warned about being drunk on campus 3 days before...Talk about deer in the headlights! Got a good laugh out of it a little later. They had been so drunk I had escorted(driven) them to their dorm. It was very cold that night and they were laying on the ground kinda drunk....at about 10 above. Good luck with the new job!!

 

[the ringo kid]

CONGRATS on your new job. Now DONT--take the rest of my post seriously. I posted something similar to another guy who was here-but didn't know I had a funny sense of humor-earned my first ding from DTrina back in 2013..

When you run into this guy-tell him he needs to shave his legs before wearing a dress while on guard duty.

 

[Iggy]

When I was in college, a couple of us guys set out a bunch of M-80 fire crackers around the campus mall. We stuck the fuses in the end of a cigarette and lit the cigarettes and went to a corner of the campus to watch what happened.

Soon they were going off and the Campus Policeman was driving around frantically trying to see what was going on. When he got close to us, we left the area.

Years later, I became a Campus Cop and was riding with the Sgt. We were exchanging tales of yesteryear and I mentioned our little escapade..

As it happened the night watchman had seen us dropping the last one.
Not being the brightest bulb, he picked up, flagged down the Sgt.

He came to the window of the patrol car and said, "Here's what they are doing" Just then the fuse lit and the watchman dropped the M-80 in the Sgt's lap.

When I told him of our escapade, he stopped the car and said, "So you're the *** that did that. I was able to push that damn thing off of the seat and onto the floor before it went off, but I couldn't hear a dammed thing for 2 days.

Fortunately, he didn't hold a grudge.

Oh yeah, there was that time when it had been 30 below for about a week.. There was a statue of Ben Franklin in front of one of the classroom buildings. I bought the biggest bra I could find at Penny's and put it on Ben for ear muffs.

I din't mention that one to the Sgt......

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

I think you'll enjoy not being a Wal-Martian! Maybe earn enough money to start fixing that cool car of your!

Ivan

 

[Ghost Magnum]

When I was in college, a couple of us guys set out a bunch of M-80 fire crackers around the campus mall. We stuck the fuses in the end of a cigarette and lit the cigarettes and went to a corner of the campus to watch what happened.

Soon they were going off and the Campus Policeman was driving around frantically trying to see what was going on. When he got close to us, we left the area.

Years later, I became a Campus Cop and was riding with the Sgt. We were exchanging tales of yesteryear and I mentioned our little escapade..

As it happened the night watchman had seen us dropping the last one.
Not being the brightest bulb, he picked up, flagged down the Sgt.

He came to the window of the patrol car and said, "Here's what they are doing" Just then the fuse lit and the watchman dropped the M-80 in the Sgt's lap.

When I told him of our escapade, he stopped the car and said, "So your the *** that did that. I was able to push that damn thing off of the seat and onto the floor before it went off, but I couldn't hear a dammed thing for 2 days.

Fortunately, he didn't hold a grudge.

Bet you couldn't get away with that today!

 

[PPS1980]

Congratulations. I did my stint as a security guard in college. Overnight, let me study and still do everything else but sleep

 

[Ghost Magnum]

I think you'll enjoy not being a Wal-Martian! Maybe earn enough money to start fixing that cool car of your!

Ivan

Lol. Yeah. I was making almost nothing working there. It was a decent job. But when I got enough to buy a little truck. The gas and maintaining it was eating me up. Then Walmart started this new schedule called "customer first," my hours got cut. Lol.

 

[glenwolde]

Bet you couldn't get away with that today!

Really...today that would bring a full lock down with a SWAT response.

 

[Iggy]

While working for the Campus police, we got a call about a window peeker on the second floor of a girls dorm. The Chief was there and he drove us down to the scene. That was the only time I ever saw him except during daily office hours.

We spotted the geek, peering in a window above the dorm dining room.

The dilrod... I mean the Chief spots the peeker, pulls out his gun, and fires it in the air. The peeker rears up, hits his head on the stone window sill and knocks himself out.

Well, that brought a hundred or more girls to the windows of another girls dorm across the alley. I climbed up on the roof where he was lying. I yelled out "Nice shot Chief, you got him right between the eyes!"

The campus newspaper was alive with eye-witness reports of the incident the next day.

Fortunately for the Chief, he didn't get fired, but he never carried a gun again until he retired.

Didn't have a lot of window peekers after that either.

 

[Ghost Magnum]

Really...today that would bring a full lock down with a SWAT response.

Lol. Yeah.

 

[Ghost Magnum]

I'm going to see where this takes me. I'm going to fix up my car. I found a kit that will fit my cross ram intake manifold to a 351 block. I want to get a new Ford performance parts 351 boss block and build a 454 stroker.

 

[Ghost Magnum]

While working for the Campus police, we got a call about a window peeker on the second floor of a girls dorm. The Chief was there and he drove down us to the scene. That was the only time I ever saw him except during daily office hours.

We spotted the geek, peering in a window above the dorm dining room.

The dilrod... I mean the Chief spots the peeker, pull out his gun, and fires it in the air. The peeker rears up, hits his head on the stone window sill and knocks himself out.

Well, that brought a hundred or more girls to the windows of another girls dorm across the alley. I yelled out "Nice shot Chief, you got him right between the eyes!"

The campus newspaper was alive with eye-witness reports of the incident the next day.

Fortunately for the Chief, he didn't get fired, but he never carried a gun again until he retired.

Didn't have a lot of window peekers after that either.

Wow. What an idiot! LMAO

 

[Iggy]

I had been a city cop before going on the campus PD. The Chief was scared to death I would kill someone.. He was there to check and see what I was doing when we got the call.

 

[Ghost Magnum]

I had been a city cop before going on the campus PD. The Chief was scared to death I would kill someone.. He was there to check and see what I was doing when we got the call.

I meant no harm calling him an idiot. But stray bullets don't disappear.
But it's funny how he was scared of you killing some one. But he pulled a gun and fired it in the air. Lol

 

[rwsmith]

Good for you....

Well guys. I quit my job at Walmart. Put my application in security associates for a spot at the local power plant. I got the job!
It's going to be cheap on gas. I live so close to the power plant that I can walk to it. Lol.

My wife is wondering what she will do after she gets away from her evil job. She says that she can't do anything. She used to teach school and delivers mail. She did a little trial stint at Sears one summer.

 

[Ghost Magnum]

My wife is wondering what she will do after she gets away from her evil job. She says that she can't do anything. She used to teach school and delivers mail. She did a little trial stint at Sears one summer.

Sorry to hear that.