My Wife's Mad and I Don't Know Why

[snubbyfan]

I just did what she told me to do.

 

[Protocall_Design]

No worries, mate! Go enjoy a cigar!

 

[Jack Flash]

In a similar vein:
Neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am! Can you believe that? Luckily for him I was still up playing my accordion.

 

[soFlaNative]

I'd be a wonderin' where the 200 buck's from...

 

[Peak53]

If'n the cigar is bigger than the tree, I'm thinkin' your problem is solved

 

[arjay]

She's Italian,she'll get over it...someday

 

[doublesharp]

just tell her you were looking for a wife when you found her...

it's fun to stay at the YMCA

 

[bgrone]

Maybe

Maybe you forgot the ornaments?

 

[LostintheOzone]

You're what the female electoral is called as hopeless. Buck up. All is lost.

 

[DeathGrip]

Just remember, It's to dang cold outside in the shop.

Happy Holidays.

 

[nachogrande]

DOES IT MATTER?

You know they just gotta be mad about something you said or did, up to 70 years ago.

 

[rwsmith]

I'll bet the cigars...

.... are bigger than the tree.

 

[ExcitableBoy]

I'm always wrong no matter what...

 

[wingriderz]

I'm always wrong no matter what...

And me always in trouble too

 

[nachogrande]

IT'S ABOUT THE THOUGHT & EFFORT.

You had to search thru MANY gas stations to find a tree like that.

 

[Doug627]

How is Barbie going to celebrate Christmas without her tree?

 

[Protocall_Design]

How is Barbie going to celebrate Christmas without her tree?

I'm sure she and Ken will think of something...

 

[Rpg]

No good deed goes unpunished.

 

[Protocall_Design]

Ancient Chinese Proverb I just made up - "If you're going to be in the doghouse, make sure it's a good one."

If I got banished to the shop, I would have no end of fun things to do.

 

[Bill Bates]

She's already mad so maybe, along with those cigars, it is time to buy another gun.