I just did what she told me to do.
My Wife's Mad and I Don't Know Why
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Protocall_Design
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No worries, mate! Go enjoy a cigar!
Jack Flash
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In a similar vein:
Neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am! Can you believe that? Luckily for him I was still up playing my accordion.
Neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am! Can you believe that? Luckily for him I was still up playing my accordion.
I'd be a wonderin' where the 200 buck's from...
If'n the cigar is bigger than the tree, I'm thinkin' your problem is solved
She's Italian,she'll get over it...someday 
doublesharp
Member
just tell her you were looking for a wife when you found her...
it's fun to stay at the YMCA
it's fun to stay at the YMCA
bgrone
Member
Maybe
Maybe you forgot the ornaments?
Maybe you forgot the ornaments?
You're what the female electoral is called as hopeless. Buck up. All is lost.
DeathGrip
US Veteran
Just remember, It's to dang cold outside in the shop.
Happy Holidays.
Happy Holidays.
nachogrande
Member
DOES IT MATTER?
You know they just gotta be mad about something you said or did, up to 70 years ago.
You know they just gotta be mad about something you said or did, up to 70 years ago.
I'll bet the cigars...
.... are bigger than the tree.
.... are bigger than the tree.
ExcitableBoy
US Veteran
I'm always wrong no matter what... 
wingriderz
Member
nachogrande
Member
IT'S ABOUT THE THOUGHT & EFFORT.
You had to search thru MANY gas stations to find a tree like that.
You had to search thru MANY gas stations to find a tree like that.
How is Barbie going to celebrate Christmas without her tree?
Protocall_Design
Vendor
I'm sure she and Ken will think of something...
Rpg
Member
No good deed goes unpunished.
Protocall_Design
Vendor
Ancient Chinese Proverb I just made up - "If you're going to be in the doghouse, make sure it's a good one."
If I got banished to the shop, I would have no end of fun things to do.
If I got banished to the shop, I would have no end of fun things to do.
Bill Bates
Member
She's already mad so maybe, along with those cigars, it is time to buy another gun.
I've stopped introducing my wife as "This is my first wife...", because she didn't think it was funny.
just tell her you were looking for a wife when you found her...
it's fun to stay at the YMCA
hoosierone
Member
Best advice from an old friend: Keep your mouth shut. Try it, it usually works.
Also remember, even though you may be right, you are still wrong.
Also remember, even though you may be right, you are still wrong.
OP
As a former maintenance tech. and the Rubbermaid Commercial Products factory in Winchester VA, I have mounds of certificates in stuff like electronics, hydraulics, mechanical engineering, forklift operations, overhead crane operations and stuff like that.I'd be a wonderin' where the 200 buck's from...
My wife has a degree in Business Administration and Accounting.
I keep the systems in the house functioning and she keeps the books.
Actually works well that way.
OP
Somewhere between a Robusto and a Churchill.
OP
Yeah, 'bout the same time the sun becomes a red giant and engulfs the earth.She's Italian,she'll get over it...someday
OP
And every time we go to the YMCA for a good workout, that song goes through my head.just tell her you were looking for a wife when you found her...
it's fun to stay at the YMCA
OP
I think cigar bands would make for some very festive, colorful ornaments.
So there ya go.
OP
So there we were, my wife and I. We were on a road trip and stopped to pick up a soda. The girl at the register asked me if I'd like a bag. I put my arm around my wife and said, "no thanks, I already have one."
Made for an "interesting" road trip.
OP
Him wise man Kemosabe.
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