If they remade "Dirty Harry"

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He'd be carrying a S&W 500 with 8 3/8 inch barrel.

They'd have to change the script to read

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire five shots or only four?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .500 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
 
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Remake the movie? There would be too much pc nonsense in it. The original story line would not be something Hollywood could reproduce today. It would be too far off.

They would make a dirty harriet movie, but have her go after some older white dude running a company trying to starve people and destroy the environment, though.... And a 500 wielded/carried concealed by a thin model type female actress? Clint is not exactly petite and could make a large N frame seem like a realistic daily carry option...
 
Remake the movie? There would be too much pc nonsense in it. The original story line would not be something Hollywood could reproduce today. It would be too far off.

They would make a dirty harriet movie, but have her go after some older white dude running a company trying to starve people and destroy the environment, though.... And a 500mwielded/carried concealed by a thin model type female actress? Clint is not exactly petite and could make a large N frame seem like a realistic daily carry option...

I had the same thoughts when I saw "Dirty Harry" and "remake" in the same sentence. She would be fighting off criminals and her misogynist bosses at the same time (with more problems from the latter) and announce that when she made Chief there would be no firearms in the department until officers got in touch with their feelings and were PC in all interactions with the misunderstood good citizens commonly but erroneously referred to as "the criminal element." I guess if you want to see the ultimate spoof comedy (that isn't meant to be) you'll join me in giving this one a pass.

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The model 29 being so heavy, I often wondered how he could lug that around all day. Yes, I know he had a shoulder holster, but still!
 
The power level of the .44 magnum was impressive in that day , and seeing cop carry one was unheard of.The 500 S&W would have a hard time on screen competing with the 50 cal Desert Eagle.The current hot loads offered in 50AE really closes the power level gap between the two rounds.Even so Hollywood down plays the power so it appears the screen star is firing a hot loaded 45 acp.As mentioned earlier the model 29 is believable to a point over the 500
 
Laketime I agree. A modern day Harry Callahan would most likely carry a DE or maybe a 10mm (or .45 Super) with long slide. I seriously doubt he'd carry anything with an 8-3/8 inch barrel...after all, Harry is a cool character...and there is nothing cool about an 8 inch barrel on ANY handgun LOL.
 
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Dirty Harry.....He'd be the love of San Francisco, protecting the illegal aliens and busting camping stores for price gouging all those hippies buying tents to live in hippie city.

Very true. In fact, a present day Dirty Harry character would definitely have to relocate out of CA altogether. His style of policing would only be possible in some small Texas hick town...or the hills and hollers of Appalachia.
 
There are seven city employees in San Francisco that have responsibility for scooping human poop off the sidewalk in public areas. They make $70000/year. I'm thinking one of them could be featured in the new movie. The 29 replaced by a poop-scooper in a shoulder holster. Stinky Harry Callahan........
 
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