Got called to check out a UFO - Part II added

[SC_Mike]

 

[kthom]

From personal experience (more than once), if he was covered in (fresh) manure, he would have been green and very stinky!!!! But I can also testify that being covered in manure will not kill you. It will keep your momma or your wife from giving you a hug!!!

 

[amazingflapjack]

Oh Yeah..

now that's the S.C. I recognize.

 

[kennethg]

Faulkner,
That is one great story and very well told.

 

[rwsmith]

Is he green? Out.

We'll let you know as soon as we get him hosed off. Over and out.


Excerpt from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"



Large Man with Dead Body: "Who's that then?"

The Dead Collector: "I dunno, must be a king."
Large Man with Dead Body: "Why?"

The Dead Collector: "He hasn't got **** all over him."

 

[Old Arkansawyer]

I was hoping for a space ship coming to find and pick up one of their
citizens that we know as, Big Foot. After all there are people in
this area that claim to have, maybe, heard Big Foot.

I agree on the registered breeders inflating the value of their animals.
If you really want to know the value, go to the county accessors
office and see what the tax rolls say. They also may have forgotten
how many they own.

 

[woodsltc]

Faulkner.....as usual, I loved your story.

Someday you will need to publish the "Faulkner Files". I would certainly buy a copy.

Don

 

[Faulkner]

Did the bozo pay up for the dead calves?? How 'bout the damaged fences?

I sure as heck wouldn't have let him off with just cleaning him up and hauling his contraption out of my field. What a 24-karat doo-dah!

From what I saw, several calves were trampled but not killed.

 

[arjay]

From what I saw, several calves were trampled but not killed.

I'd guess he was happy he didn't kill himself trying to land

 

[swsig]

Faulkner, when it comes to gyrocopters, you certainly can spin a story.

 

[SC_Mike]

now that's the S.C. I recognize.

I'm really proud of my State, most of the time.

 

[amazingflapjack]

Mike-is that thing on the side of the highway on the way to Westminister, S.C. ? I think maybe highway 123?

 

[oink]

I do know that elderly retirees (Hey that describes me) that live in condos overlooking the ocean tend to see UFOs at night, repeatedly.

 

[Faulkner]

I do know that elderly retirees (Hey that describes me) that live in condos overlooking the ocean tend to see UFOs at night, repeatedly.

Hmm, that's kind of like saying deer hunters see more deer early in the morning than most people.

 

[SC_Mike]

Mike-is that thing on the side of the highway on the way to Westminister, S.C. ? I think maybe highway 123?

Off 178 just northwest of 95, in the big town of Bowman.

Ya'll come.

^ Not me.

 

[oink]

Hmm, that's kind of like saying deer hunters see more deer early in the morning than most people.

OoooooKay, if you say so.

 

[Protocall_Design]

Good story IF that is the way it happened

Never let the facts ruin a good story...

 

[Faulkner]

It's been a little over three months since this incident occurred but I recently ran across the owner/pilot of the gyrocopter at the courthouse. He actually recognized me before I saw him and we shook hands and visited for a minute. He said he'd worked out the issue with Mr. Allison Sr. and paid restitution on the damages and that he and Mr. Allison were actually getting along.

He said he had a new two seat gyrocopter and he'd be glad to give me a ride . . . I thanked him but told him I'd pass.

 

[pmanton]

UFO are all around us. I'm one of em.
(united Flying Octogenarians)