What women hear

Or hearing Rossini, Chopin, Brahms, Liszt or Wagner without thinking of Bugs and/or Elmer.

Whenever I see this scene in Apocalypse Now, all I can hear is Elmer Fudd singing "Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit..." :) It happens every...single...time...

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A Real Highbrow classical music lover ...

Can hear the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger.


But we all know Rossini stole it from the Lone Ranger!

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My wife says that beatings will continue until moral improves. I make her tie me up first.

After she ties you up do you insist on leather dominatrix gear and leather whips?? Wait a minute...may be too much information!! But I do like LEATHER!
 
Me, I like the greatest hits of the 80's....the 1280's

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I haven't had a wife in two decades but my daughter lives with me. I have a very stentorian voice that can be heard clearly for blocks (very advantageous for umpiring). My daughter expects me to understand her when she shouts from the kitchen but claims that she can't hear me responding.

Also, like my wife, my daughter claims to have "very sensitive hearing" so I can never turn music up to the point where you can hear the piccolos. If her hearing is so sensitive, why can't she hear me from the other side of my tiny house?
 
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I haven't had a wife in two decades but my daughter lives with me. I have a very stentorian voice that can be heard clearly for blocks (very advantageous for umpiring). My daughter expects me to understand her when she shouts from the kitchen but claims that she can't hear me responding.

Also, like my wife, my daughter claims to have "very sensitive hearing" so I can never turn music up to the point where you can hear the piccolos. If her hearing is so sensitive, why can't she hear me from the other side of my tiny house?

That's easily explained. Wives and mothers have the firm belief that their husbands and children are listening them, and ONLY them at all times. Be it evolution or training by their mothers I cannot say. Saying "I couldn't hear you over this motor mower" is a complete non sequitur to them. I discovered this while mowing the grass at age 12.
 
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