Thought I’d seen everything at a gunshow

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Boudreaux bought hisself a speedo but was a bit embarrassed at the size (or lack thereof) so he ax'ed Thib what to do.
Thib said do what I do, put ya a potato in dere and de girls will go crazy looking at that lump.
Well a few weeks later Boudreaux tried it and all he got was laughter and people pointig at him with sneers on their faces. He went home and called up Thib and told him what had happened, how he put the potato in the speedo just as instructed. Thib said come on over with the speedo on with the potato in it and I'll try to figure it out. So BOudreaux went over to Thib's house and said "tell me what de problem is" Thib remarked "Boudreaux maybe I didn't make dis clear enough, but dat potato needs to go in the front"

And that joke is the fust ting dat come to mind when I saw dem tongs.

 

[quikdraw67]

Good one Caje!

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[paplinker]

Promoter wants MONEY for tables.

Once I spoke to a promoter about the non-gun tables.

I was told that he didn't care if somebody paid table rent and wanted to sell watermellons.

Bekeart.

We had one show fold because they watered it down way to much.

We have another that I think will fold by fall. You would think a established promoter would know the ratio for tables to keep a show viable. Just selling tables is short sighted.

 

[pharmer]

........ You would think a established promoter would know the ratio for tables to keep a show viable. Just selling tables is short sighted.

Been working here locally for several years. Don't know if it is "sustainable" forever. Joe

 

[paplinker]

Been working here locally for several years. Don't know if it is "sustainable" forever. Joe

We have a lot of other shows here so I think the gun crowd is not desperate to make time for a show with over 60% junk.

 

[JohnRippert]

Let me thing you the thong of my people.

Thtop it!!!

 

[BC38]

How bout the Thong of the South

Thouldn't that be

Thong of the Thouth?

 

[Racer X]

How bout the Thong of the South

They only sell those at the Orlando shows.

 

[CH4]

None of the shows I attend have banana hammocks.
I thought that what happens at a gun show, stays at the gun show; or is it don't ask, don't tell? Nonetheless, what ever you wear under your Levis is your business. You get a free tube of gun grease if you buy two?

 

[Bekeart]

NON-GUN TABLES ARE PRICED HIGHER

Looked at a recently received mailing offering tables at some upcoming gun shows.

NON-GUN TABLES ARE PRICED HIGHER. ($100 if prepaid.)

Gun table price vary depending on the show venue ($46 - $75 - prepaid)

It does make a statement about preferring gun tables at gun shows.

Bekeart

 

[Golddollar]

Looked at a recently received mailing offering tables at some upcoming gun shows.

NON-GUN TABLES ARE PRICED HIGHER. ($100 if prepaid.)

Gun table price vary depending on the show venue ($46 - $75 - prepaid)

How are mixed tables going to be charged? Will it come down to calculating the area of each type of product on the table?

 

[rockquarry]

How are mixed tables going to be charged? Will it come down to calculating the area of each type of product on the table?

Maybe they put them in a separate area if they have few or no guns or no gun-related items for sale but do have junk, clothing, cheap gadgetry, food, etc. and the show promoters may charge more for such tables.

A very large gun show I bought table space at for decades asked the percentage of firearms and firearm-related items you would have on your table, but made exceptions for the knife people who were placed right alongside 100% gun tables. I think everyone paid the same for table space regardless of what was on your table but non-gun tables were in their own area.

 

[Telecaster]

Did you find any +P for those slingshots?

I see what you did there.