Valentines Day,, R U Ready? I Got Off EASY!!

[SweetMK]

Valentines Day is just around the corner,, I was sweating,, as usual.

THEN,, my wife saw a Facebook ad for baby chicks!!

So, we ran today, and got a dozen chicks,, over a week old,, perfect baby age.

I got off easy, probably spent as much as two dozen roses,,
BUT, the wife is HAPPY!!,,,

 

[Bald1]

Will she be happy when u eat them ? Lol

 

[Rustyt1953]

Chicks dig scars.

 

[swsig]

OP, I hate to put you in a fowl mood, but I've heard that baby chicks are not all they're cracked up to be. I hope you didn't shell out too much scratch for them.

OK, that was pretty bad, so I'll shut up now. Not another peep out of me.

 

[Rustyt1953]

OP, I hate to put you in a fowl mood, but I've heard that baby chicks are not all they're cracked up to be. I hope you didn't shell out too much scratch for them.

OK, that was pretty bad, so I'll shut up now. Not another peep out of me.

If you're in the vicinity of my other leg please pullet.

 

[Old 44 Guy]

My granddaughter has 3 old hens & 3 new ones, She is getting 5 to six eggs a day now. Keeps her busy. Bought her some Valentines candy with some chickens on the lid.

 

[martyd]

Your Granddaughter will soon have her college education fully paid for with those eggs

 

[bigwheelzip]

Yup. Romantic Valentine's Day eve plans are all set.
Hubby will bring me to a place with a very special table, which I will lie down on with a cage bolted to my head, the table will slide me through a noisy electromagnet so that computers can scan the contents of my skull. I'm reasonably certain there is nothing in there.

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[venomballistics]

Valentines Day is just around the corner,, I was sweating,, as usual.

THEN,, my wife saw a Facebook ad for baby chicks!!

So, we ran today, and got a dozen chicks,, over a week old,, perfect baby age.

I got off easy, probably spent as much as two dozen roses,,
BUT, the wife is HAPPY!!,,,

So your wife let you pick up chicks for valentines?!?!
Precious few would have lived to tell.

 

[soFlaNative]

computers can scan the contents of my skull. I'm reasonably certain there is nothing in there.

I saw that, funny.
My checks are easy, I just nod and measure the rattle.
Seriously, here's hope for positive results.

 

[Golddollar]

Yup. Romantic Valentine's Day eve plans are all set.
Hubby will bring me to a place with a very special table, which I will lie down on with a cage bolted to my head, the table will slide me through a noisy electromagnet so that computers can scan the contents of my skull. I'm reasonably certain there is nothing in there.

Almost two years ago I spent 3 days in the hospital and with my symptoms I got put through an MRI scan of my head to make sure I wasn't having a stroke. The consulting neurologist then called by telescreen to inform me that he couldn't see any organic problems. Behind him were a lot of images of brains in skulls. I figured I'd never have a better chance so I asked the neurologist if I could see the pictures of my brain. The neurologist said it was OK so I got to see all of the images they made of inside my head.

So now if anybody ever says to me, "You're an idiot, you don't have a brain in your head," I can tell them, "Yes I do and I have the pictures to prove it!"

 

[pawngal]

Valentines Day is just around the corner,, I was sweating,, as usual.

THEN,, my wife saw a Facebook ad for baby chicks!!

So, we ran today, and got a dozen chicks,, over a week old,, perfect baby age.

I got off easy, probably spent as much as two dozen roses,,
BUT, the wife is HAPPY!!,,,

Hope you know if you got hen chicks or roosters.

 

[soFlaNative]

Hope you know if you got hen chicks or roosters.

Never thought I'd have to ask but, how do you sex a chick?

 

[Bekeart]

Seen on a bag of laying mash many years ago

Hope you know if you got hen chicks or roosters.

Seen on a bag of laying mash many years ago.

"If Kelso mash don't make them lay, you have roosters."

Bekeart

 

[Rustyt1953]

Never thought I'd have to ask but, how do you sex a chick?

Dinner and a movie.

 

[Racer X]

So, if chickens can start laying about 5 months old, why do we still have a shortage of eggs? We should have a whole new generation of layers online, and another behind them in about a month or so. Sounds like BS to me.

 

[soFlaNative]

Dinner and a movie.

Was thinking Mitch Hennessy "sock 'em in the jaw and yell 'Pop goes the weasel'."

 

[shell627]

This year valentine day is Tuesday. So chicken tacos on taco Tuesday valentine day

 

[pawngal]

Hope you know if you got hen chicks or roosters.

Are you sure you want to know? It's a bit gross and is best done by a professional. They can tell on a day old chick. The process is called venting.

 

[SweetMK]

Hope you know if you got hen chicks or roosters.

We got a hen only type promise,,
any roosters, bring them back and swap for something else.