Question about women

[soFlaNative]

I could write a big, long response to you guys but I won't waste my time.

How about short 'n sweet but please use more than two words

 

[03hemi]

Women are complicated
Cars are straight forward
Cigars and guns never lie

 

[Rotorhead1026]

....My advice is don't bother and save yourself a lot of trouble. Which leads to the conclusion that men don't and shouldn't understand anything about women. Just accept that. Men, however, are easy to figure out.

Women, however, understand women.

And they all hate each other.

That's really all a man needs to know.

 

[Rotorhead1026]

We are equally yoked. We are a matched set ideally suited for each other.









She is looking over my shoulder as I type this.

Well played!

Situational awareness is key to survival in many scenarios.

Also, live to fight another day.

 

[Rotorhead1026]

I could write a big, long response to you guys but I won't waste my time.

We'd LOVE to hear your point of view.

Even though we already know it.

 

[Rustyt1953]

I could write a big, long response to you guys but I won't waste my time.

I'd pay to read it.

 

[Telecaster]

"You sure know a lot" theoretically has opposite meanings depending on tone of voice. Same with, "You know everything."

 

[Rustyt1953]

I haven't the tongue to adequately convey my love, respect and admiration for my heavenly helpmeet.

 

[llowry61]

Can't say that will ever happen, been married 32 years haven't been right yet.

 

[mrchick]

Judging from this thread, I'm learning something I already knew. I am married to a wonderful woman that I don't always understand but love and respect deeply. She feels the same way and we have a great marriage.
It's sad to see that this appears to be uncommon.

 

[YeshuaIsa53]

We had a friend over last night. She is from out of town, so we don't get to see her often. We had just come back from an oyster roast she took us to with family. She had me put my feet in her lap while I "looked so uncomfortable" on the sofa while the three of us were watching a movie.
Told me how much she loved me(friend love). Then, she went and retrieved a gift for me and one for the wife. Mine was a boxed bottle of
Dalwhinnie 15 year scotch. She said they didn't have my favorite. I keep Dalwhinnie on hand and she knows it.

About fifteen minutes later, she asked if I minded my wife going with her somewhere for about a week or so. I said, "As long as I can stay at Vegas while y'all are gone."

 

[LVSteve]

I put my first wife through law school.
The return on investment was basically a break-even.
I got a pro-bono divorce provided by some of her former classmates who she also managed to alienate.

That's seriously funny.

 

[pawngal]

I could write a big, long response to you guys but I won't waste my time.

Maybe tomorrow if I'm really bored.

 

[yaktamer]

I could write a big, long response to you guys but I won't waste my time.

Been waiting the entire thread for you to show up, and that's it?

 

[rwsmith]

Highly Illogical....

A woman marries a man with the intent to change him.
A few years later she want a divorce because he's not the man he used to be.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RABLYqnjEIE[/ame]

 

[oldbrownhat]

HOUSTON RICK][/B]You are here to move furniture, hang pictures, take out the garbage and unclog toilets not ask questions and pretend to think.

You left out killing spiders. (Though at this property it's been scorpions)

Pre-marriage training on the above:

 

[pawngal]

Do women ever sit back and think "my man sure does know a lot, maybe I should just be quiet and listen to him"

OK, Short version, Depends on the man and the subject.

 

[Gamecock]

My Ex's father told her, "Listen to this guy; he know's what he is doing."

Nah. Her ego was way too big for that.

Look up "narcissism" in the dictionary . . . her picture is there.

 

[steelslaver]

Most women believe that the key to a good relationship is communication.
That is why when you ask "Whats wrong?" they always respond, "NOTHING".

 

[Greyman50]

nuf sed……