'79 Magnum GT
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I have privacy woods!
Really getting tired of other people's entitlement attitudes.
- Thread starter lihpster
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JimW
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One year after my home was completed I put in a row of arborvitae on both sides of my property line. What used to be three feet are now eighteen feet. Privacy is no longer a concern.I have privacy woods!
'79 Magnum GT
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Excellent!!!!
OP
I've been thinking moat and drawbridge.
I have a “no soliciting” sign posted by my front door. Doesn’t seem to do much good, they still come up on my front porch and ring the doorbell. Even after I point to the sign they say they aren’t soliciting……but would you like…… 
'79 Magnum GT
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What about sharks? Can you put some sharks in there too? I would.
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With lasers on their frickin" heads!
'79 Magnum GT
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Now we're getting a bit crazy.
OP
That reminds me. Awhile back some people made some noise about putting gators in the Rio Grande. They had other purposes in mind, but my immediate thought was, "Why? So you can buy $150 gator boots in Juarez and Tijuana?"
OP
Jayavarman VII did that with his crib at Angkor Wat.
OP
It'll do, for a summer home.
Like many folks, I get unsolicited calls from unknown people who want to buy my house. It's 2025, so I don't even try to guess how they get my phone number. As soon as they start talking I tell them "$2 million dollars". Their reactions are hilarious.
Then some want to sell me something. I tell them it's 2025, I know where they live, I'm coming for them, and I'll kill their dog, too. My girlfriend says that's rude, but she grew up in a far nicer part of America than I did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then some want to sell me something. I tell them it's 2025, I know where they live, I'm coming for them, and I'll kill their dog, too. My girlfriend says that's rude, but she grew up in a far nicer part of America than I did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What, no crocodiles?
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1000 Likes to the Claymore. 
'79 Magnum GT
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Well as gun owners we do have to have a certain modicum as responsible citizens you know.That's the line?
Moats don't don't stop drones...........A 12 ga with #4's will though...................
'79 Magnum GT
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Then again perhaps Lihpster is correct. Maybe the sharks should have lasers on there heads. I misspoke before. Obviously I wasn't thinking clearly.
Rick
