I've recently read that our 'lustruous leader has also been awarded the 2010 Irish Sweepstakes for contemplating winning numbers, the Publishers Clearing House Award for looking at magazine flyers while on the can, and that a mysterious Nigerian General has decided to send $10 mill he had secretly squirreled away on the sure knowledge that 1610 Pennsylvania Avenue was about to send him $10k to help with the postage.
Woowza!
RD