Bacon or Sex?

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Bacon or Sex?

Canadians seem to have their priorities straight by WU (Weird Universe) standards. A recent survey by Maple Leaf Foods has 43% of those surveyed preferring bacon over sex. Although when they do have sex 82% claim to be great lovers. There are a few more stats at the link.

People in Canada Choose Bacon Over Sex|Bacon Today

The people of Canada sure love their bacon. In a recent survey conducted by Maple Leaf Foods, 43% of the respondents said they would rather have bacon than sex. Are you surprised? If you're a daily reader of Bacon Today the answer is probably no. In fact, you're probably asking a question of your own — Canadian or Traditional bacon? Sadly, the survey was not that specific.

Some other interesting findings in the survey:

* Move over High Karate…23% of men ranked bacon as their number one favorite fragrance
* Four out of five respondents (82%) who said they love bacon also said they are good lovers
* Nearly one in four of respondents (23%) wondered if 'my partner loves bacon more than me'

How about you? If you had to chose, would your choice be bacon or sex? Hmmmm….


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Bekeart
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Be interesting to see how the numbers would stack up against Poutine....

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having had bacon recently and not having had sex for a while ,,,
I choose sex ,thank you very much. Prefferably with a partner!

Allen Frame
 
I predict a bad end to this thread.....

Wait until Caj or Shugart see it...

Jim makes a bitchen Bacon-Lattice-Tomato sandwich.... (yes, I said Lattice).....
 
Is there any reason you couldn't eat bacon while you're having sex :confused: Then you don't have to choose :D
 
Pork bellies, thats where US bacon is derived.
The Canadiens get their bacon from the LOIN.
Hense the sexual confusion.
 
Interesting! I saw the results of a poll of registerd voters in Chicago recently. It seems that 84% reported having engaged in sex while in the shower. The other 16% said they had never been in prison.
 
Be interesting to see how the numbers would stack up against Poutine....

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I live 20 minutes from Canda and have to say the only way to make poutine better is to put bacon on it! For those of you that have no idea what it is it's steak cut fries tossed in with cheese curds then topped with hot brown gravy. I love fries and gravy but the addition of cheese is AWESOME!!!! The hot fires and gravy melts the cheese and it's a great 4 AM meal with a few slimedogs or cheeseburgers. LOL
 
Sex first and then bacon. The only way.

Charlie
 
Are we talking about really good bacon and really bad sex or is that really good sex and really bad bacon or really great sex and really great bacon. Just marry the farmers daughter and get both.
 
We have a winner!!

Interesting! I saw the results of a poll of registerd voters in Chicago recently. It seems that 84% reported having engaged in sex while in the shower. The other 16% said they had never been in prison.
:D :D

......moon
 
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