Caje's marital advice for the newly wed

You have to practice marriage, and try to remember what you learned or possibly did wrong. I've had two practice trials; number 3 has been a keeper for about 26/27 years. (I need to check that one.) Like kicking field goals, you practice from everywhere that you may be kicking from. Also, having two decent pensions is something you don't want to give away for doing something stupid...like anything.
 
Well I've only had the one, so I am no expert. She isn't shy about informing me of my errors. As she once explained to my daughter "How else is he supposed to correct his deficiencies?" I just let that go.

She on the other hand has no deficiencies so that's not a problem.

I think we could run our own chapter of "NO MA'AM"

For those unfamiliar:

 
When (note I did not use "if") your new bride does something wrong or not to your liking or standards gently point out to her what she did incorrectly and how it should be done. Explain to her how your mother did it and she should start with that. She will greatly appreciate your input and your marriage will be off to a good solid start.. Trust me on this one
This is the advice women already follow. :rolleyes:
 
Clearly, there is better advice. I tell men this all the time.



DON'T SAY ANYTHING!!!!

Not just to the obvious things as my colleague at the bar has pointed out, but to just about ANYTHING. Don't say anything. You'll do well to remember that.
Off on a tangent, but the same goes for forum posting. Best way to avoid admin spankings is to keep your fingers off the keyboard. :unsure:
 
When (note I did not use "if") your new bride does something wrong or not to your liking or standards gently point out to her what she did incorrectly and how it should be done. Explain to her how your mother did it and she should start with that. She will greatly appreciate your input and your marriage will be off to a good solid start.. Trust me on this one
Make sure she understands that you have absolute control of all television channel selections. She’ll appreciate you taking that responsibility while she tends to her assigned domestic duties.
 
When (note I did not use "if") your new bride does something wrong or not to your liking or standards gently point out to her what she did incorrectly and how it should be done. Explain to her how your mother did it and she should start with that. She will greatly appreciate your input and your marriage will be off to a good solid start.. Trust me on this one
Well heck . . . . Why didn't you tell me this before we got divorced? :(
 
When (note I did not use "if") your new bride does something wrong or not to your liking or standards gently point out to her what she did incorrectly and how it should be done. Explain to her how your mother did it and she should start with that. She will greatly appreciate your input and your marriage will be off to a good solid start.. Trust me on this one
You forgot to add “Let me know the results by email, not in person.” 😁
 
Always be careful of what you say to your wife, because... you have to sleep sometime.
 
When (note I did not use "if") your new bride does something wrong or not to your liking or standards gently point out to her what she did incorrectly and how it should be done. Explain to her how your mother did it and she should start with that. She will greatly appreciate your input and your marriage will be off to a good solid start.. Trust me on this one
This is a joke, right?
 
" If you want to happy the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, from my personal point of view have an ugly girl marry you"
They probably would not be allowed to play that song today.

I saw your wife the other day!Yeah?Yeah, an' she's ugly!Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!Yeah, alright!
 
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