A veteran's cap and a Walmartian...

[25elk]

Since we are listing Franklin's credits I think it only fair to mention what I consider his biggest pain in the rear creation, Daylight Savings Time, at least I have always heard it attributed to him. I absolutely loved the years I lived in AZ for many reasons, not the least of which is they don't mess with that stupid moving the clock around business.

 

[Mickey D]

C'mon, now, PALADIN--come clean.

http://smith-wessonforum.com/lounge/248851-vet-hats-morons.html
(from the Lounge, 05-09-2012)

Lost credibility with me.

 

[perrazi]

going to walmart for entertainment is like picking on cripples. most have matching belt size and I Q.

 

[timn8er]

going to walmart for entertainment is like picking on cripples. most have matching belt size and I Q.

I'm not sure about the belt size/I.Q ratio thing, but if you are going to Wal Mart for entertainment, what you might not realize is you're probably someone else's entertainment!

 

[PALADIN85020]

Lost credibility with me.

It's a fun apocryphal yarn; I actually posted it about a year ago and the mods pulled it pretty quickly - apparently there were too many references that might have been interpreted as racist and/or insensitive. I thought I'd resurrect it in a somewhat modified and more PC form so no one could possibly be offended. Didn't realize it had been re-used in the original form by someone else and NOT pulled by the mods!

Anyway - all in fun.

John

 

[keith44spl]

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We all know, this is all in good clean fun..........

Don't none of you all start gettin the drizzles.......


PALADIN,

I sumtimes wear this'n to the local Wally on Sundays....

Fifteen minuets or less I've purty much got the place to myself.






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Originally Posted by ditrina
TS that would be a $100.00 Bill... Ulysses S. Grant is on a $50.00

Sal,

My ol Grand-Paw used to tell all us grandsons, "Boys, a million dollars don't go as far as it used too.

Danged if he wasn't right........Once ya break one of them suckers it's gone forever.



I don't know why they don't keep better....

They's in glass fruit jars buried in the barn, in the dark o' nite..........


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[PALADIN85020]

PALADIN,

I sumtimes wear this'n to the local Wally on Sundays....

Fifteen minuets or less I've purty much got the place to myself.

If you wear that into any hospital emergency room in Arizona, you will clear the room and automatically be first in line!

John

 

[J. R. WEEMS]

I'd like your permission to use the term Walmartian in the near future!

Ranks right up thee with "RANGE LIZARD"

 

[Texas Star]

I need one of those Border Patrol caps to wear to the auto parts store, where I've been ignored by the workers in favor of their own kind. But if I get one, there wouldn't be anyone left to operate the register.

Okay, so it's the $100 bill that has Ben Franklin on it. Now: who's buried in Grant's tomb? Some people actually can't guess.

 

[Texas Star]

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Ol Ben was a good'n, Why yes he was!

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Well, you can obviously buy a lot more guns than I can...

But I'm not jealous; I just want to do as well.

 

[Mickey D]

It's a fun apocryphal yarn; I actually posted it about a year ago and the mods pulled it pretty quickly - apparently there were too many references that might have been interpreted as racist and/or insensitive. I thought I'd resurrect it in a somewhat modified and more PC form so no one could possibly be offended. Didn't realize it had been re-used in the original form by someone else and NOT pulled by the mods!

Anyway - all in fun.

John

Your story is an internet hit.

WALMARTIANS & THE WAR OF 1812 | asknod

 

[3dots]

Very funny! My wife pulls the same kind of stuff on young folks, I'm just not fast enough .

 

[LAKOTA169]

Okay, so it's the $100 bill that has Ben Franklin on it. Now: who's buried in Grant's tomb? Some people actually can't guess.

I don't believe anybody is BURIED in Grants Tomb. The tomb is ABOVE ground.

 

[mkk41]

Oddly enough , the last NAVY VET hat I got was from the VFW post.

Tag inside said Made In Vietnam!

 

[Old TexMex]

Ol Ben was a good'n, Why yes he was!

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To paraphrase Ol' Dave:
C NOTES! Boys, I can smell 'em from here!!

 

[Muley Gil]

"I think Franklin was the only man on a bill who is NOT a President."

Alexander Hamilton is on the $10 bill.

 

[mwtdvm]

I enjoyed the OP

It ranks up there with the "Purina Dog Chow Diet".
Keep up the good work!
However, your "intellectual duel" with this individual was the equivalent of shooting an unarmed man!

 

[S&WForty]

It ranks up there with the "Purina Dog Chow Diet".

I thought the same thing!