April Fool's day

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Not! All of this **** is for real

 

[SMSgt]

My wife and I were married on April Fool's Day. No joke.

 

[Tom S.]

My dad was born on April 1, 1921. The joke was on his mom - there were twins!

 

[mtgianni]

The inch of snow on the cars this morning is very real.

 

[venomballistics]

My wife and I were married on April Fool's Day. No joke.

She got you real good

 

[BAM-BAM]

My wife and I were married on April Fool's Day. No joke.

Guess she knew what she was getting!



We got married on 9/11........ haven't miss an anniversary in 24 years!

 

[6518John]

The inch of snow on the cars this morning is very real.

I just read about the massive ice storm that hit Northern Michigan over the weekend. The Mackinac Bridge is actually closed down due to ice falling from the bridge's towers and supports. I bet all the locals up there wish it was an April Fool's Joke!

This is the time of the year we typically get ice storms here in the sunny south too. Everyone in the parts has declared that spring has sprung. But I remember many an Easter ice storm.

 

[mojave30cal]

OMG! I'm devastated!

 

[GypsmJim]

The big news of the day is that Buffet is acquiring Tesla for $1 trillion cash. Musk will stay on as Meme.

THAT is the best April 1st story I ever heard.

 

[Krogen]

My wife and I were married on April Fool's Day. No joke.

I used to work with a guy whose wife was named April.

He was April's Fool.

 

[taz666]

My wife and I were married on April Fool's Day. No joke.

Me too. 47 years ago.

 

[pasound]

Many years ago, I resigned from a job, effective April 1st. Gave enough notice (in writing) that the boss should have written it down, but because it said April 1st, he thought it was a joke...

Joke was on him.

 

[Donn]

I reported for induction in the Army on 1 April, 1969. My son was born on 1 April, 1981. I take April 1st very seriously.

 

[pharmer]

My 2nd divorce was finalized on 4/1/1992, should be a national holiday. Joe

 

[walnutred]

My DD214 lists the effective date of discharge as April 1, 1993.

 

[Ματθιας]

I called a reputable fence company to give an estimate for a chain link fence type gate. It's 4' tall and 6.5' wide. He quoted me $2500 installed. I thought it was April Fools. It wasn't.

 

[lihpster]

I called a reputable fence company to give an estimate for a chain link fence type gate. It's 4" tall and 6.5' wide. He quoted me $2500 installed. I thought it was April Fools. It wasn't.

Is that gate for slugs or spiders?

 

[sjmjax]

I was also married on April Fools Day …. 1979!
We decided it would be April Fools Day �� or Halloween! ��

 

[Ματθιας]

Is that gate for slugs or spiders?

I can't type. That's not an April fools joke.

 

[chuckie]

On this day in 1997 we got 2 feet of snow here in central Mass, that was no joke!