Keeping score here, but it appears to me that I am in an elite group including Forrest Gump, Archie Bunker, and ME, all of us hit in the buttocks! Probably several others, but I'm feeling pretty special right now, even though a chunk of my butt has been gone for a long time.
I should probably focus myself on more positive aspects of my life, especially the grandkids. I'll work on that.