Are you a victim of constant nagging?

[coltle6920]

There is a temporary cure being offered by StopNaggingNow.LLC for those who feel defenseless.

Next time you find yourself in an unbearable situation wait your turn and politely say "God made Man in his image...not yours!"

If you happen to survive this confrontation feel free to post your comments here so others can learn from your experience.

Your results will definitely vary and the OP bears no responsibility if your interaction is done in a demeaning manner.

 

[jdlii]

No hablo ingles.

 

[LVSteve]

Ich verstehen sie nicht.

 

[ladder13]

My ENT doc says I could use hearing aids.

 

[Protocall_Design]

Hearing aids can be a wonderful asset. You can turn them up to hear when people are talking about you across the room, or turn them off for peace and quiet when people are talking to you.

 

[Onomea]

I've told this story here before, but I was once in a taxi cab with a Nobel laureate who explained to me that hearing loss as we age is God's way of encouraging monogamy...

 

[Imissedagain]

NO, but after a bad day at Trap, I sing along with Emry.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U91IBcfl3Ic[/ame]

 

[tlawler]

Thread should be renamed: Are you married?

 

[Rob613]

 

[Rotorhead1026]

There is a temporary cure being offered by StopNaggingNow.LLC for those who feel defenseless.

Next time you find yourself in an unbearable situation wait your turn and politely say "God made Man in his image...not yours!"

If you happen to survive this confrontation feel free to post your comments here so others can learn from your experience.

Your results will definitely vary and the OP bears no responsibility if your interaction is done in a demeaning manner.

And Woman is just a cheap imitation of Man based on a partial skeletal sample.

And "skeletal sample" is all that'll be left of you after you say this.

 

[Protocall_Design]

Two guys were having a discussion about whether "complete" and "finished" were the same thing. One said "If the job is finished, then it's complete. Same, same. The other one said "Obviously you are not aware of the subtle nuances of the English language. Let me explain it like this."

"If you marry the right woman, you're complete. If you marry the wrong woman, you're finished. If the right one catches you with the wrong one, you're completely finished!"

 

[JMD999]

Archie Bunker:
In the Bible it says, "God made man in His own image." He made women after, from a rib, a cheaper cut.

 

[Kinman]

If a man is alone in the forest and speaks is he still wrong?

A guy rolls into a service station and says "There is an annoying sound in my car." The attendant asks the guys wife to go into the station. The guy says "I can't hear it now."

 

[RetCapt]

I support your guys' tough talk. I'd even back you up, if I was far enough back.

My only marital comment, which I state most frequently, is "I live for Sue's happiness". After 51+ years I am still good with that one.

But stick to your guns men.

 

[Rotorhead1026]

After 51+ years I am still good with that one.

But stick to your guns men.

Which reminds me of the Alamo.

 

[jeffrefrig]

I live for Jill's happiness. Don't tell my wife.

 

[s&wchad]

ADAM: This Garden is amazing, but I'm starting to get lonely. Is there someone you can send to keep me company?

GOD: I can create a mate for you. She'll clean, cook, wash your clothes, raise you children and satisfy your every desire.

ADAM: That sounds great! What's it gonna cost me?

GOD: An arm and a leg...

ADAM: What can I get for a rib?

 

[erikpolcrack]

My FIL and I used to sit on his front porch and gab. He was a veteran and an interesting guy, so we had a lot to chat about. We normally sat on chairs on opposite corners of the porch, facing each other. I'd say we were 10 or 12 feet apart. We'd just be chatting normally, but when we'd hear someone coming out through the front hall, he'd always stop talking. If it turned out to be my MIL, it usually meant she wanted him to come in and do some household chore. He would then proceed to give the best impression I ever witnessed of someone who is hard of hearing. After a minute or two, my MIL would usually give up and tell him she'd talk to him later when we came in for supper. Once after she went in, he turned to me and said with a wink: "Works every time!" Then we'd continue to chat normally. Only downside was I'd sometimes get grabbed to do the chore!

 

[Birdgun]

Hmmpt!!!
I want y'all to know I've got my wife trained exactly the way she wants me...

 

[charlie sherrill]

....and be sure and mention that God made her feet smaller so she can reach the stove and kitchen sink easier, you'll get a sandwich for that one for sure.