Are you a victim of constant nagging?

[llowry61]

Ever noticed how a wife can have everything everywhere, but if you set something down it has suddenly somehow interrupted the equilibrium of the entire universe?

Another classic is the one time a week the vacuum must be run you happen to be attempting to nap?

 

[Onomea]

Guy 1: The last time my wife and me had an argument, it ended with her coming to me on her hands and knees.

Guy 2: Wow! Hands and knees?! Really?! What did she say?!

Guy 1: She said, "Come out from under the bed, you worthless little coward!"

 

[bobsguns]

 

[Old 44 Guy]

I don't have that problem any more. My last wife passed in 2008.

 

[pantannojack]

Tom Waits, Nighthawks at the Diner 1975: "Better Off Without a Wife".

 

[djohns6]

There's too many women out there to be married to one that makes you miserable . Thank God I figured that out early .

 

[Krogen]

My buddy claims "My wife said I never listen to her . . . I think that's what she said."

 

[CH4]

No, I am divorced.