Are you an ammo hoarder?

[Buford57]

With appreciation to Jeff Foxworthy, I'll start:

If you restack and discover a caliber in which you haven't owned a gun for 30 years...

If your house is settling in the direction of the gun room...

If your most recent inventory determines that with judicious fire you could defeat the 20 smallest world militaries...

You might be an ammo hoarder.

OK, who's next?

In the words of Ron White, thanks for playing along.

 

[s&wchad]

If your ammo supply is worth more than your pick-up truck...

 

[Valmet]

If you own any ammo that is linked, you might be an ammo hoarder...

 

[krsmith58]

if your ammo supply creates storage problems. krs/kenny

 

[lihpster]

If your prenuptial agreement includes a reloadable vs. non-reloadable clause.....

 

[mrrick]

Local gun stores ask you for ammo so they can sell some guns.
Happened to me.

 

[teletech]

When the delivery truck comes and you start up the forklift...

you might be an ammo hoarder...

 

[Spats McGee]

If your ammo supplier is #1 on your speed dial....

If you call the ammo shop and the owner recognizes your number before you speak....

Or answers with "Hey, Bob! How's the family?"....

 

[SchemaEnigma]

If your ammo supply is worth more than your pick-up truck...

As the punch line of a New England farmer / Texas rancher joke goes...

Ayuh, I used to have a truck like that...

 

[Fishinfool]

Maybe you are a bit of a hoarder when you have more ammo than the local gun shops. Combined...

Larry

 

[colt_saa]

If you are looking for a house with a larger garage

 

[germansheperd]

Lol if there was ammo in those cases that crappy skid would be broke.

 

[pharmer]

If'n you need to put several screw jacks under the end of the doublewide so it doesn't tip up.......Joe

 

[reddog81]

When you walk into just about any shop and the first thing that goes through you mind is how you have a better selection of ammo then they do.

 

[robvious]

Maybe you are a bit of a hoarder when you have more ammo than the local gun shops. Combined...

Larry

sadly that is not much of a challenge..

 

[Truckman]

If your ammo supply is worth more than your pick-up truck...

What I carry on me might be worth more than my truck......Ben

 

[CZU]

When you keep finding ammo that you don't remember buying.

 

[cracker57]

when you read the above post and half of them point to you...

 

[Zarr]

When your wife tells her female police officer friend that if the local department runs short, they can get some from me (so much for security. When my wife told me about this, I was less than happy. Her friend "laughed it off").

 

[murphydog]

If you remember the loading data for your ten favorite cartridges but can't remember your kid's birthdays...