Arrrrrrrrrrr......what be your pirate name??

Iron John Read.

I thought it was going to be Long Long Long John Sliver. (Not misspelled)

To err is human. To arrrrrr is pirate.
 
Your pirate name is:
Dirty Jack Kidd

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
 
This thing says that I'm "Captain Davy Kidd,"but in college I was known as "Davy Long Mast..." ;)
 
Black Jack Flint

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
 
Mad Jack Kidd..... according to them, all Pirates are a little crazy, however, I'm a bit more than most.
 
"Cajunlawyer" Why, that pirate name sends shivers down the spines of coastal dwelling peoples all along the gulf. Oh wait, that's taken. "Iron Jack Roberts" will have to do.
 

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