At lunch today my wife asked for the combination to the gun safe!

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The jig is up!!!!!!!!!! My wife bought me a new safe, has one of those electronic locks. She could not see the numbers on the old safe dial. She has tried to get into it, but she messes up and it locks out after so many unsucessful attempts. I showed her numerous times the procedure. Don't worry, all of my wife's jewerly looks the same!!!!!
 
Oh, she got me those holster things that velcro to the inside of the door. She got me 10 I think, I wisely only put 6 into the holsters, my B grade guns. The good stuff is buried a little deeper.
 
jrd1976 said:
At lunch today my wife asked for the combination to the gun safe! What should I say?
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My first wife also had the combo. She ran off with the following guns plus more that I didnt have pictures of. Audie Murphy once owned the colt new frontier. Guess what? My new wife also has the combo but I trust her. Come to think of it, I did the 1st one too! Your on your own!

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I don't worry so much about the combination as I keep the keys for the combination lock in another safe....
 
Easily handled.

Tell her you wrote it down for her, but you can't leave it layin' around for a burglar to find, so you locked it in the safe......
 
My gunsafe has an electric keypad, with a factory 4-digit combination you cannot change. Another combination can be programmed for the user (myself), and a "guest combo" that can be easily changed.

If your safe has this option, simply program a "guest combo" for you wife and live at peace with yourself. If, down the road, you suddenly want to prevent access, you simply change the guest combo.

That's all I can think of, but you need to have the electric keypad and the combo options I guess for this to work for you.
 
tell her the combo but don't mintion the 4L, 3R, 2L thing
 
jrd1976 said:
At lunch today my wife asked for the combination to the gun safe!

What should I say?

What should I do?

DO I NEED A LAWYER?
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I'm thinking that you are leaving something out of the story:confused:. Your lawyer comment is a big red flag to me.

What led up to this conversation in the first place with her?
Why does she want combination - does she have some of her important papers or jewelry in there?

If you don't want her in your safe, buy her her own safe.:p
 
Maybe she's buying you a present and wants to put it in the safe to surprise you........but, on the other hand I'd start sleeping with one eye open.
 
Just say "sorry, honey, but do to cash flow problems I had to cancel my life insurance". That should do the trick.
 
so far i haven't been asked...except by my son...i gave him the evil eye with no comment....so...the bright side is... some of us are safe....so far
 
I had similar discussions with an ex fiance... What I am bringing into the marriage is not really hers so she has no "need" to be in the toy chest whatsoever. I would show her the mancave but she would not be getting access to it.

That went over like a wet fart in church ;)

Like I told her- I don't expect to be messin with her piano- especially when she wasn't home why would she need access to my stuff?


Spoken like a true single and likely to remain so man...
 
When I represent the wife in a divorce one of my standing rules is to get as much money and as many toys as possible as quickly as possible in HER possession. You can always give them back at a later date, but in my experience negotiation is much easier when your side is the "keeper of the goodies". When i represent the Husband, my standing order is to get your stuff out of there ASAP before she can get it. Sorry, but that's the first thing that poped into my mind when I read your post-I hope it isn't the case and there's comething else there-I truly do.
 
Solution: Acquire a class 3 weapon, then tell her do to National Security reasons, you are the only one allowed to have access.
 
Sounds like a fate worse than death. Every mans biggest nightmare
 
I'd like to think good thoughts butt.. Hopefully it's an electronic lock and you can change the combo. I'd give her the number and change the combo. Then if she comes back with "I can't open the safe" take it from there. The rub will be if she can't open it she calls you in to the safe area and asks you in her presence to open the safe. I'd like to hear from female members here on this thread. Just to get proper perspective.
 
In the 34 years I spent in LE, CAJUNLAWYER has given you the best advice I've seen. The best case I saw was one of my officers called one day and said he was going to be late for work. His wife had sold his duty gun at a Pawn/Gun Shop.
He started looking in his safe and every gun was gone, she'd sold them. We refered to her as the Baracuda.

Rule 303
 
My wife to be and I had "the" discussion. We agreed that serious firepower in the wrong hands would be disastrous. Only I have the combo, and if someone else needs in, I'm already dead. Joe
 
I find the lack of trust and honesty here to be very sad and troubling.
If you cant/wont trust these people... why would you have them in your life?
My wife has access to everything I own... as I do with hers.

I can now see why the divorce rate is so high.


Jim
 
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