Attacked by a "range lizard" today. EEEK!

I dismiss a range lizard with "Yes. Thank you." Then I ignore any further talk. It is not worth my time to get even slightly irritated.

I do enjoy other shooters asking me about the guns I have. and I always let them try a few shots.
 
Here in SW Indiana we have range lizards and brass bandits.
Sometimes you can't even get out of your station without tripping over someone picking up brass. Jeez.
 
I have several legally registered full-automatic weapons and it never fails when I'm at the range shooting, someone comes up to me tells that that it is against the law to own machine guns. I've gotten tired of trying to explain about the process of legally acquiring and owning full-automatic weapons. I just say to guy, "Yes isn't it fun breaking the law and would you like to be part of it too?" They usually rapidly leave the area.
 
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Never met a range lizard, but have arrested a few lot lizards and blown off my share of gun store geckos. :-)
 
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Why not challange him for a duell :p

No.. not a real one obviously :rolleyes:

But a shoot out in front of every one there, like..
Bowlingpin is fun, and i have seen folks empty their Glock's in under 3sek
without hitting anything, quite stressfull :D
 
When we lived in SoCal, there were fewer and fewer places to just plink. The Nat'l Forest kept closing more and more for trash and safety issues. Our favorite for a long time was a canyon with a road on one side and the other side was used as a back drop. Usually, it was too dangerous to set up targets, so we just shot at whatever litter was already there (punctured cans, small bushes, etc). You couldn't PAY me to go downrange. One day a group of ethnic people squeezed in between is and the next car. Mall Rats==dressed in green camo (not much green in SoCal in the summer), Ranger hats, shoulder holster, the whole nine yards. They immediately ran downrange and set up an old TV, lamps, etc. (without waiting for the range to be safe). One had an H & K and to cock it. he had to set the butt on the ground and "kick-start" it like a motorcycle.

After a few minutes of spray and pray, they still hadn't hit anything but the mountain behind the targets. I decided it was time to put some cold water on them: I got out my Ruger Tropical in 458 Win Mag. One round and silence spread over the informal range and then they started gibbering among themselves. Two rounds and they shut up. During this lull, I went downrange and put up a half dozen 12 ga hulls on top of their TV. Came back and shot all of them off at 50 yards with my scoped Contender in 223. (BTW: The guys on both sides were experienced shooters and knew range safety, as did my brothers and I).

Fun experiences but I prefer it here in the NW, even with 15" of snow on the ground right now!
 
I suppose shooting these range critters is a little extreme...yet
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Wonder if the original OP's lizard still haunts the range almost 5 years after the posting?
 
I like the guy who drives up to the next bay (our club has 4 50yd pistol/rimfire bays) unloads about 20 different guns on the picnic table behind the shooting bench (not a one in a condition TTSH would buy) .... then walks over (15-20 yds) and asks "what are you shooting"...... you know he just wants you to ask him the same question.........

If I'm shooting a Beretta most RL's recognize them.......... but almost any full size 3rd gen S&W......."What is that?? where can I get one?"

I could have sold a million 3913/14/NLs over the years.....on looks alone!!!!
 
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I like the guy who drives up to the next bay (our club has 4 50yd pistol/rimfire bays) unloads about 20 different guns on the picnic table behind the shooting bench (not a one in a condition TTSH would buy) .... then walks over (15-20 yds) and asks "what are you shooting"...... you know he just wants you to ask him the same question.........

If I'm shooting a Beretta most RL's recognize them.......... but almost any full size 3rd gen S&W......."What is that?? where can I get one?"

I could have sold a million 3913/14/NLs over the years.....on looks alone!!!!

Usually I can figger 'em out, but that one is throwin' me.

Those That something-or-other Here? :confused:
 
My range has suites for rent. Walk in with your party and close the door...they're lizard proof.
 
I would not be surprise to learn that there is some kind of secret or unspoken rule that every public range has to have at least one of these clowns. And a nation wide organization the assigns them to ranges in their area.

I think you handled yours just about right. I don't get to rough but I do suggest in unmistakable language that they move along and tend their own business.
 
I usually pull out the 22 revolver (an Arminius) I learned to shoot with 30 years ago and proceed to put all 8 rounds, off hand into an area the size of a playing card at 10 yards as fast as I can pull the trigger. Muscle memory is a great thing.

The heck with "muscle memory", I need "brain memory".:eek:
 
Unfortunately, buying a gun does not change a stupid person into an intelligent person or a jerk into a nice guy. I wish it did, but is does not. So don’t expect the lounge lizard in the green plaid coat to act any different on the gun range than he did in the lounge.

And truth be known, they rarely attack anyone, they just annoy you to death.
 
I don't remember anyone at the Club criticizing my shooting or guns. But there are a few guys who feel compelled to brag on themselves and criticize others. It's sooooooo boring.
 
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The last good one.

Last spring I was at the pistol range checking out a new to me mdl 10-6 intended for steel challenge & bowling pins with my usual 38 specials of 2.8 gr's of bullseye and a 148 gr double ended wad cutter (dewc for short) seated flush. Well the RL actually knew what a wad cutter was but for some reason was so astonished that he ran up and down the firing line like Paul Revere announcing to every single person + the RO's that I was using wad cutters,"HE'S USING WAD CUTTERS, HE'S USING WAD CUTTERS", NA NA NA NANA. I just had to laugh. Oh yeah I was using the heck out of them missing very few used shotgun shells and turning small broken pieces of clay pigeons to dust at 10 yards offhand, which just made my first time using the gun that much sweeter. Thanks RL you made my day.
 
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Try being the Chief Range Officer on the firing line during Hunter Sight In Days....My oh My, do you see and hear some real educated shooters....Range Lizards abound and I get to ride herd on all of them. Safety is first and foremost and then helping those that ask for it.

I've seen and heard so many things that will just curl your toes!!! Just shake my head and chuckle....The Bull gets real deep at times...

Randy

PS. Some day I think I will write a book called "Memoirs of a Range Officer that survived to tell about it!"
 
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